Edward Cullen

The act of eating someone out on their period while in a vampire costume, storing the blood in your mouth, and then letting it leak out of your mouth like a vampire. Traditionally done as a fun festive activity on Halloween.

“Dude, that costume party your girl threw was epic!”
“Yeah, I gave her an Edward Cullen after the fact”

by sex haver June 19, 2021

Edward

Edward is the sweetest person on the whole planet and no person could ever replace his kindness and cuteness and his stupid fucking jokes that are not funny.

Find yourselves an Edward folks.

"if you want to make your life better find yourself an Edward"

by heckles kekles February 12, 2019

Edward Elric

The main character in fullmetal alchemist

Edward Elric is the fullmetal alchemist

by Hange Zoë March 3, 2021

Edward

Although his political and social opinions are rather questionable, this puny little turd never fails to get a laugh out of his peers (and piss off Matey!).

No Edward, I do not care about Biden

by gammell December 4, 2021

Edward

An Edward is someone who is really really REALLY short, hates milk and has a really bad temper

P1-hi there P2 ^w^

P2-hello there shorty, you should really drink milk or you'll get even shorter

P1-DON'T CALL ME LITTLE!*punches P1* AND WHY WOULD I DRINK THAT COW PISS YOU OLD HAG?

P2-Such an Edward

by :33333 January 7, 2017

Edward

Emir Edward bin Welsh, authoritarian leader of the Islamic State of Wales since early 2021. Know to be extremely hot and expels genius from his pores. His hobbies include invading England and pretending he’s Irish.

Damn Edward was really hot when he terrorized those English children.

by BlimpsAreCool November 21, 2021

Edward Cullen

a necrosadist dude, who also looks like Philip from my classroom

he is also a little quite, but can be a sparkly princess

*reads necrosadist definition*

Yup. It must be Edward Cullen.

by arystokratycznie January 12, 2019