Dyke Jerk

When a man puts his penis in a first woman's rectum and a second woman fists fucks the first woman in her vagina, stimulating the man to orgasm through the vaginal/colon wall without the man thrusting his penis while the penis is in the first woman's rectum; it's like a hand job, but without actual contact between the hand and penis. Also, the first woman is both penilely ass fucked and vaginally fist fucked at the same time, a more extreme version of a double penetration.

"Man, I was watchin' this two-hooker donkey show in TJ, and the mule was fuckin' the one hooker's ass, and then the other hooker gave the donkey a dyke jerk, felched the cum out of the first hooker's ass, and the hookers snowballed the mule's 'payload' back-and-forth before spittin' it in each other's faces - 'it was fun; I had a fun time ...!'"

by jrdl718 August 31, 2013

dyke

A slur for lesbians and often sapphic in general. Very offensive, and shouldn't be used unless you are reclaiming it. Even then, the word still holds a lot of power.

Person A: Dude, you like Izzy? Don't you know she's a dyke?
Person B: God! That's really offensive, John.

by pitayaturtle October 7, 2023

2007 dyke

A masculine lesbian who dresses like a blast from the past.

Big long shirts
Large jeans

Tube socks, with Nike shoes

Have no present/ updated style or swag.

They look like the old chingy or nelly

That girl over there looks like a 2007 dyke, did you see her long polo shirt ?

by Iiing November 8, 2017

dyke piss

adj./noun. When a dyke pisses in the corner of a room a ungodly amount of times a year, which produces a horrid smell that will affect a living organism's mentality to the highest caliber.

RIP, Joey smelled some Dyke piss.

by Yung Bastard December 25, 2015

Dyke

A homophobic slur used against lesbians. Many bisexual and pansexual women have tried reclaiming it saying they're "half lesbian" but only lesbians can say dyke without it being offensive.

Emily: yeah so I can say dyke because I am bisexual, I just woudnt kiss a girl
An actual lesbian: girl shut your bitch ass up

by Imalesbianbitch May 5, 2022

dyke sand

The lesbian equivalent of dick sand

"I'm caught in the dyke sand, I'm gonna need a U-haul to pull me out"

by ungepatchket October 13, 2019

Dyke blue

When you say your shirt is DARK blue, but your boss hears DYKE blue.

I am wearing blue. It's dyke blue. (Dark blue)

by I don't say blah, blah, blah November 18, 2021