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Dumpster Tug

A sexual gratification maneuver performed on the male sex organ (penis) typically by a person of the opposite sex using their hands, while both parties are hidden behind a dumpster and out of site for privacy reasons. Typically performed outside of bars, taverns and other places where alcohol is served. Also known as a Dumpster Job, Quick Dumpster Wristy, and Dumpster Old Fashion
He flirted with all the ladies at the bar and bought them multiple drinks in hopes of at least getting a dumpster tug before the night was over
by Balls Deep in yo momma July 8, 2024
mugGet the Dumpster Tugmug.

Dumpster breath

Breath that smells like rotting garbage, like Craig and Syd have, from years of digging through dumpsters for 'treasures' like old computer parts and partially-empty beer cans.
Syd's dumpster breath will make you want to vomit if you get close enough.
by Goonie's Revenge September 30, 2023
mugGet the Dumpster breathmug.

dumpster muppet

Scary looking people, usually living in small, rural towns, who even creators from Jim Henson's Creature Shop would find terrifying and throw away.
I recently visited a small town in south-central Pennsylvania crawling with Dumpster Muppets.
by Genwal April 20, 2018
mugGet the dumpster muppetmug.

Spirit Dumpster

Sassy Goose loves to have someone play with his spirit dumpster.
by Three Dogg July 24, 2019
mugGet the Spirit Dumpstermug.

Humpty dumpster

A physical act where upon the chef places an egg inside their rectum and cracks it with the sphincter allowing only egg white to drip upon the desired surface.
I dropped a Humpty dumpster on her chest.
by Nabc February 24, 2024
mugGet the Humpty dumpstermug.

Cum-Dumpster Fire

When someone has been so used up sexually that they've become unbearable to look at.
After years of being passed around every fraternity at the college, Sherry became a real Cum-Dumpster Fire.
by quiet33storm February 2, 2025
mugGet the Cum-Dumpster Firemug.

Dipster Dumpster

Misnomer for " Dempster Dumpster" (pat. 1935) refers to waste containers mechanically lifted by garbage haulers with forks on the front of the truck. Nominally feature closure lids that swing wide-open when lifted for dumping into back of trucks.

Colloquial term of art found in Midwest
Get a Dipster Dumpster to hold all the trash for garbage collection on Monday
by rr6013 March 3, 2019
mugGet the Dipster Dumpstermug.

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