An aging trumpet player who resides in a college town.
He rides a scooter and claims to be proficient skydiver, when in fact he is merely afraid of planes and is a professional at fleeing extreme circumstances.
A wannabe hipster who pokes fun at everyone he encounters, spewing pretentious fluff about his supremacy over the rest of Earth's population.
Also owns a cat.
He rides a scooter and claims to be proficient skydiver, when in fact he is merely afraid of planes and is a professional at fleeing extreme circumstances.
A wannabe hipster who pokes fun at everyone he encounters, spewing pretentious fluff about his supremacy over the rest of Earth's population.
Also owns a cat.
Unsuspecting Victim - "Hey guys I just got my first skydiving license, woohoo!"
Douchebag - "You're a laughable buffoon. I've had my license since before Charles Darwin took a sample of King Arthur's hair and claimed he was a direct descendant of Cleopatra. My cat is more deserving of a license than you, you hopeless amateur."
Douchebag - "You're a laughable buffoon. I've had my license since before Charles Darwin took a sample of King Arthur's hair and claimed he was a direct descendant of Cleopatra. My cat is more deserving of a license than you, you hopeless amateur."
by ArianaBOOYAH January 14, 2010
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So I saw this good looking guy in a suit at the grocery store today, but I suspect he's a down-low douchebag cause that's the average San Francisco male between the ages of 24 - 40...
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People that have no life, and come on this site to be mean to people that did nothing wrong. Like dumb girls from beaver dam.
by Higel June 2, 2008
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This girl I'm seeing keeps telling me her ex husband stakes out her house to see who she's dating, what a doucheberry he is.
by TripsDadisOne September 25, 2009
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Jason: Does Calvin even know what the hell he's talking about?
Colin: No...look he's sweating out doucheberry juice
Colin: No...look he's sweating out doucheberry juice
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