Deuce Deuce Mafia

Group of friends, usually guys, who always announce when they need to shit.

(Chuck) Yo, Jesse where you goin'?
(Jesse) Deuce Deuce Mafia, DAWG!

by Bobbblett July 22, 2006

deuce deuce

when you take your second shit of the day usually happens the day after a night of heavy drinking.

hey Holst how many shits did you take today. Thats funny you ask Kev I just finished my deuce deuce.

by Kevin November 21, 2004

deuces

20-inch chrome rims. The 2 being the significan digit. Also known as deuce-zero's.

Jay-Z, "Girls, Girls, Girls whatever...":

I gonna scoop you in the coupe
Ridin on deuce-zeros

by J i m s t e r June 10, 2003

Chunkin the deuce

What Jeremy does on the weekends. To shake to fingers that are pointing across your body as you leave a room.

Did he just chunk the deuce?

by Alex Higginbotham July 14, 2003

deuce me

To get deuced by your friend. Get 2nd's off a bitch. Followed by Treyce and Box. Passing on an R-Beata to your boys.

Ace, Deuce, Treyce, Box
1st, 2nd, 3rd, 4th.

"Ayo deuce me on dat r-beata when you done cuhz"

by DannyBizzle October 23, 2007

double deuce delight

A dude takes a dump facing the opposite direction, as in facing the tank. Simultaneously, a girl goes back-to-back on him a takes a dump. Same time. Same bowl. Afterwards, (or during, depending on taste) they reach around and pleasure each other manually.

I'm so comfortable with Beth these days, I showed her the double deuce delight.

by josB April 10, 2009

Mas Deuces

"Mas" is Spanish for much, "Deuces" is latin for 2 but in the modern age has been used to symbolize the two finger peace sign hence, "deuces" for the two fingers. Usually used together as a farewell statement to close friends. Literally means, "much peace".

Speaker 1: "It been fun, see you tomorrow!"

Speaker 2: "Okay, mas deuces!"( Holds up peace sign after farewell handshake)

Speaker1: "Mas Deuces, homie." (Holds up peace sign after farewell handshake.)

by Matt Spoon October 9, 2010