Someone who is cross eyed and/ or cant focus on one thing.
They often swing their eyes side to side or sit in the middle.
They often swing their eyes side to side or sit in the middle.
Look at the bimbo over there the Curtain Swinger, cant keep two straight eyes the skrag.
Oi, keep ya eyes straight ya curtain swinger.
watch where you're going ya curtain swinger.
Oi, keep ya eyes straight ya curtain swinger.
watch where you're going ya curtain swinger.
by Docker Picker Dyl August 19, 2020

by Lydia916 April 5, 2024

"Did you see how far Steph Curry pulled his shorts up?"
"Yeah,definitely gave him curtain crotch."
crotch curtains
"Yeah,definitely gave him curtain crotch."
crotch curtains
by iamamazing125 July 27, 2016

Beef curtains is a vagina that can swing down low, keep your boyfriend warm with, often used to block out light
by Bantsas October 10, 2017

by i_eat_dog November 2, 2019
