Salted M&M Cupcakes

1. The phrase used by elderly men when they want to binge watch all the Sharknado movies out of order and guess how the timeline goes.

2. A man's body hair.

3. The slang term for colorful feces.

4. A burnt Arabian woman or horse.

5. Water balloon(s) filled with feces and Skittles. Typically used by American children.

1. 'Hey Todd, wanna do a salted m&m cupcake?'

2. 'Mom, my salted m&m cupcakes grew!'

3. 'Dude, I just had the steamiest salted m&m cupcakes ever!'

4. 'That poor salted m&m cupcake other there has an ear infection! I'm superised that she still has ears. I mean, they're not even visible on her head!'

5. 'My sons were playing with their salted m&m cupcakes. Boy was it chaotic, messy too!'

by Harry Tessa Tickle III January 29, 2023

Cupcaking

A sexual act in which a man shits in his partner’s belly button and “frosts” it with his cum.

He enjoys cupcaking his lover after a dinner date.

by Twistymomma13 January 31, 2023

cupcake

a person with celebrity worship disorder who is overly sensitive towards any reasonable comment, complaint, or criticism of a celebrity, usually because they are blinded by a toxic and unhealthy parasocial relationship

Person 1: Omg I love Ariana Grande! I would die for her

Person 2: Ew, stop being such a cupcake for her

by returnofsakura February 4, 2023

cupcake

Stan twitter slang popularized by twitter user @revengeofsakura. This means someone with celebrity worship disorder who is overly sensitive towards any reasonable comment, complaint, or criticism of a celebrity, usually because they are blinded by a toxic and unhealthy parasocial relationship.

Jake: I love Mariah Carey!! You just don’t like her because you’re jealous!!

Sakura: No, you’re just offended that there are things about her music that I don’t like because you’re a cupcake

by revengeofsakura February 18, 2023

Apology Cupcake

A small token given to show sincere contrition, and soothe hurt feelings of an injured party.

After everything he'd been through, they gave him an apology cupcake.

by LizardSpider April 23, 2025

cupcake trap

A cupcake trap is a dude who looks like he definitely likes kids.

Person A: Bruh look at that guy he looks like a creep
Person B: Yeah, that's a cupcake trap if I've ever seen one

by boogersarefunny May 6, 2025

Cupcake Smash

A sexual act where two women press and rub their breasts together, creating mutual pleasure. Combines the softness of cupcakes with the joy of full-body closeness. It goes really well in combination with the knee thing.

We've been cupcake smashing all night long

by cupcakesmasher May 10, 2025