Jessica took a fat dump a hour ago and didn't wipe. We got busy and I rawdogged her in the butt. Nothing like the classic stuffed crusty to get me through the day.
by PoofofSunshine July 10, 2021
"He's not so funny, he makes crusty jokes."
"Man that joke was crusty."
A : "That wasn't funny, was it?"
B : "Yeah, it was crusty."
"Man that joke was crusty."
A : "That wasn't funny, was it?"
B : "Yeah, it was crusty."
by voltronpaladin April 19, 2017
When you engage in gay sex and one male cums on the other males scrotum, waits for it to dry and puts it in his mouth
Give me a crusty sack
by VnCore December 09, 2016
I gave her a crusty cliff lastnight.
by Jazz418 February 10, 2021
Definition 1: noun; When, during anal sex, an old, worn-out hooker, gets angry and clenches her ass cheeks and throws a tantrum, resulting in immense pain (or pleasure) and potentially several STIs to the other party participating in the sexual actions.
Definition 2: noun; a funny way to say Rusty Cage's name.
Definition 2: noun; a funny way to say Rusty Cage's name.
Def. 1: I was butt-fuckin' this nasty bitch the other night, and called her a white. Next thing ya know, she pulls a Crusty Rage on my honky ass!
Def. 2: Rusty Cage... Nah.. Crusty Rage lol.
Def. 2: Rusty Cage... Nah.. Crusty Rage lol.
by MyDadHitsLikeABitchLol January 10, 2021
Noun,. After having vigerous sexual intercourse the male ejaculates onto the hair of his partner and begins massaging his semen into her hair until it starts to become sticky he then fluffs the hair upward and outward repeatedly until it dries into a Rio Carnival style headdress. When done with love it can be very attractive, but if done with malice it is a tangled mess.
(1)"Jess, your hair is devine... who did it." "Thanks Jodie, Brad gave me a Crusty Rio!"
(2)"What happened to your head, did Jim give you a Crusty Rio?!?"
(2)"What happened to your head, did Jim give you a Crusty Rio?!?"
by Whiteeyebrows November 27, 2011
When a man cums on a hard surface and waits for it to dry then scrapes it up and crushes it up then a girl snorts it.
Last night I pulled out and attempted to give my girl a facial and missed. Instead she did a crusty line.
by Tjsthemaster March 04, 2021