A Crusty Finger is when the toilet paper splits and your finger passionately pierces your rectum, and you forget to wash your hand so the poo becomes crusty.
by ISadlyHaveNoLife September 3, 2016
Get the Crusty Fingermug. A word to describe someone who is ratchet, grody, annoying or just gross. Peaches is the CEO of crusty.
Leshawna: Aye play Just Dance with me, hoe!
Harold: No.
Leshawna: FINE. You and your crusty ass can leave.
Harold: No.
Leshawna: FINE. You and your crusty ass can leave.
by total drama fan 101 May 16, 2020
Get the crustymug. When a woman has failed to clean all ejaculate from one or both ears after receiving fuzzy sidetone.
Most appropriately used if said ejaculate is publicly visible.
Most appropriately used if said ejaculate is publicly visible.
A week after I gave her fuzzy sidetone in her sleep, she went to the doctor to check her hearing. He didn't even need his light to see she had crusty earmuffs. He recommended she get me that damn beer on the way home!
by PetesMom February 9, 2013
Get the Crusty Earmuffsmug. A male fallice that has so much cheese on and is dried up it could be a block of Wensleydale from Tesco.
by MattHowe 9:18 bible September 10, 2021
Get the Crusty cobblermug. 
Hey girl, how was Ryan in bed last night?
Urgh he was terrible, he’s such a crusty seahorse, that peen hadn’t been washed in yonks!
Urgh he was terrible, he’s such a crusty seahorse, that peen hadn’t been washed in yonks!
by Crustycrustaceans November 13, 2020
Get the Crusty seahorsemug. 