Skip to main content

Crotch Grits

The cheesy white substance that accumulates
Between the vaginal folds. However, depending on one's bathing habits, the substance has the potential to be variations of white and or consistency.
"Oh my god...that vag is so rank she's got crotch grits"
by Naughtynurse0813 October 20, 2015
mugGet the Crotch Grits mug.

Cheese Crotch

A crotch cheesier than an order of nachos from 7/11 and smells equivalent to a baseball stadium filled with parmesan.
"Yo did you get laid last night?"
"No bro, she had a cheese crotch."
"Ew. The worst."
"Yeah it was nasty, like extra cheddar."
mugGet the Cheese Crotch mug.

Crotch Power

Lines on jeans pointing towards the crotch area.
Those jeans have a lot of Crotch Power.
by potatomaster January 19, 2010
mugGet the Crotch Power mug.

Crotch bacon

Bacon from the genital region.
I could sure go for some crotch bacon with my fallopian eggs.
by Theurbanpalmal February 16, 2020
mugGet the Crotch bacon mug.

Crotch Weasel

A person who is so horny that they seem to hover over any crotch that they can get. They often are very pushy about getting laid and have probably had many partners along with diseases.
Guy#1: Dude! That Tiffany firl hust walked up to Dave and asked if he wanted to fuck.
Guy # 2: She just did that yesterday with Tom! She's such a crotch weasel!
by TheDarkDjinn August 22, 2017
mugGet the Crotch Weasel mug.

cold crotched

When a girl doesn't want to get laid you've been cold crotched
When Mark didn't clean the snow off the truck for Lucy knowing she could reach, she cold crotched him.
by Coldcrotch December 8, 2019
mugGet the cold crotched mug.

Frosty Crotch

The medical condition that results from using a redneck air conditioner for too long.

Symptoms include:

Shivering
Severe agitation
An impatience to arrive at the destination
A temporary hatred for the car's owner

Generally, this condition comes around when riding in a friend's car, and they have assorted junk, change, and trinkets stuffed in all the cupholders except their own.

This condition is known to affect men more than women.
"Jerry for the love of all that is right in this world, clear out your cupholders! This milkshake is giving me frosty crotch!"
by The Irish God April 13, 2010
mugGet the Frosty Crotch mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email