crab gang

group of people who are against pokemon accounts, got famous because of the incident with piss cult

"have you heard of the crab gang x piss cult drama?"

"oh yeah, everyone knows about it!"

by oumakinnie November 22, 2018

Alabama Crab Apple

To engage in oral sex immediately after anal sex.

Yeah, I was giving this girl an Alabama Crab Apple when she sucked the stink off my pud.

by Cosmixmaster June 4, 2003

Alabama Crab Dangler

N. The name of the jiggle and swing motion used to release unwanted shit that is dangling out of your butt when your shit is hanging from your butt and you want it to fall into the toilet or desired area. Commonly used when no toilet paper is avaliable.

Last night i took a huge shit and it wouldnt let go ... I did the Alabama Crab Dangler and it fell right out.

by chad2 July 29, 2006

louisiana crab cake

when performing 69 and the girl defacates on your face from excitement.

The bitch gave me a Louisiana Crab Cake!!

by bigwheat February 9, 2004

Mexican Crab Dangle

A position by which the male some how props his legs up to the point where the sack dangles below him as he pumps. The kicker is that lube is replaced with tabasco sauce.

In about three minutes there is going to be groans of pain or pleasure. I can't tell which it will be.

Why's that?

'Cuz I'll be hittin' you wit' the mexican crab dangle!

by KintaroTPC December 27, 2007

joes crab shack

the place you go when you have no life.

i'm not going to joes crab shack because they raise their prices then pull an 'unlimited popcorn shrimp' promo out their asses to dick their cooks over. thanks a lot, assholes.

by brent BEEGLE August 26, 2007

Crab Apple McNasties

A slang term commonly given to a grouchy individual, particularly to young spoiled children or women on their rags.

Mary has the Crab Apple McNasties today; she's such a bitch!

by Kitano January 20, 2006