Cow Turd

These two words, believe it or not, are used to describe a person who you know you love and care for but you just can't admit it. They are used to describe a person who can get so incredibly aggravating but at the end of the day, something that person said or did was the highlight of your day. This person is normally very whitey and laughs at the little things that some may say don't really matter, but you and me both know every single word and action matters. (Side Note* they can get off track sometimes too.) This person is such a joy to be around and you can always count on to brighten up your day... It might be making your kidneys hurt from laughing uncontrollably nonstop but heyy I mean it works. They can be mistaken for flirtatious but really its just that they want to lighten your load just a couple of pounds. They are more often than not very beautiful or handsome, although they are very hard to be in a relationship with because they are so private. If you have one of these people don't ever let them go because more often than not they were placed in your life for a reason and they are meant to help you get through some DEEP STUFF. They are defiantly somebody you want in your life and if you have someone like this you are truly a lucky person.

Guy/Girl #1 Waitt... You know a Cow Turd??
Guy/Girl #2 Yeah, Why?
Guy/Girl #1 You are a really lucky person, you know that right?
Guy/Girl #2 Yeah I know... She/He really is amazing!

by red kiwi July 15, 2016

cow diet

A diet in which all you eat are vegetables (maybe grass), fruits, and water.

Hey did you hear? Adrianna is going vegan and carb free... She’s going on the cow diet.

by Carb-hater November 28, 2017

Cow Tipping

when you put artificial nails on a female cow who is thirteen and a half weeks pregnant with John Cena's children. They have to be purple and red nails that are at least seventeen feet minus 37 centimeters long. One of them has to have a picture of Harry Styles on it. After you put on the nails you have to push the cow over into a pile of its own poop.

Me and Anna went cow tipping last friday!!!!!!!! The cow had so much poop on it lol.

by marckis123456789 March 5, 2022

blubber cow

A fat large person with an ugly yet attractive face.

Her face is okay... She definitely a blubber cow

by Avocado pineapple May 18, 2016

Mecha Cow

a mechanically enhanced cow used to infiltrate enemy territory undetected, usually deployed in herds.

The only way to get past the enemy defenses was to strategically place a herd of mecha cows who could stroll in easily unsuspected, much like the Trojan horse of old.

by I'm Not LIke You Guys July 29, 2019

kafira cow

the king of shitposters
the dumbest man to ever live

loves nigga twerk
hates lilian

kafira cow bruh

by ben 69 February 20, 2022

scabby cow

Adj; to describe someone (usually female) who is just unrefined and of a far less superiority.

A ridden midden

'Uh, look at that scabby cow itching her arse crack in McDonalds'

'Have you seen Louise? She's such a scabby cow!'

'Did you hear Louise let someone texas hotpocket her?! She's such a scabby cow!'

by Dave55555 April 14, 2014