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Control

Something none of you will ever get over me. Stop trying, stay the fuck out of my life and none of you have any say in how I live my life or what I do. You're b.s. that you're trying to help is just that, b.s. You know damn well you're only making things worse. I better have my shit and car back real soon today. Literally, the only thing any of you are doing is killing me.
You might control them, but never me.
by Stiletto 42 March 29, 2021
mugGet the Controlmug.

Girth Control Pill

I will never get a vasectomy, but I always make sure that my Girth Control Pill supply is fully stocked.
by Arnie Grape September 14, 2021
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pedo control

A test that defines if you are pedo, or not.
Man, I knew he wouldn't pass the pedo control.
by Mrci December 12, 2021
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remoat control

Refers to da capability of raising and lowering a castle's drawbridge from a separate locale, without having to actually be right near said tiltable ramp to haul in da chains or let them out.
Sharp-eyed enemy archers or musketeers could quite possibly pick off a knight who was attempting to crank up a drawbridge manually, so having said vital operation be remoat controlled would be a lot safer, since said operator would not have to place himself in such "direct" harm's way while performing said attacking-army-thwarting task.
by QuacksO May 30, 2022
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Dirty controller

This is when you are in the sexual intercourse and the male figure takes his controller and proceeds to use it as a dildo for both partners. After sex, he uses the same controller to play Minecraft for one hour before sucking on it again.
Oh baby, wanna try a dirty controller?
by Meduimbigmkl September 20, 2021
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She’s Lost Control

Confusion in her eyes that says it all
She's lost control
And she's clinging to the nearest passerby
She's lost control
And she gave away the secrets of her past
And said, "I've lost control again"
And to the voice that told her when and where to act
She said, "I've lost control again"
And she turned around and took me by the hand
And said, "I've lost control again"
And how I'll never know just why or understand
She said, "I've lost control again"
And she screamed out, kicking on her side, and said
"I've lost control again"
And seized up on the floor, I thought she'd die
She said, "I've lost control"
She's lost control again

She’s Lost Control
She's lost control again
She's lost control
That I had to phone her friend to state my case
And say she's lost control again
And she showed up all the errors and mistakes
And said, "I've lost control again"
And she expressed herself in many different ways
Until she lost control again
And walked upon the edge of no escape
And laughed, "I've lost control"
She's lost control again
She's lost control
She's lost control again
She's lost control
by Death Menace February 3, 2023
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panty control

Wearing a thong all the time with no choice or excuses
Todd: Yo Becky wanna do panty control?
Becky: Hell ya baby
I honestly don't know the meaning of this word but somebody told me its this
by tashigi September 29, 2019
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