Cold Sex

The utter opposite and a true antonym to hot sex
A retarded and way worse version of appealing bodily needs compared to beating your meat

That whore nearly bit off my weiner, it was so horrible I came up with a term for it: cold sex

by Lord 🙏😈 July 05, 2022

hippy cold

A hippy cold is a normal cold but you contract it from smoking a bong/pipe/joint with someone that has the virus.

I got this shitty hippy cold. *cough*

by Qdrpl March 31, 2014

cold afuck

when it's so cold your mind can't process whether it'd like to be cute af or real as fuck.

example: "lol it's cold aFUCK"

by PapaSmurf-777 November 23, 2020

Cold Can

A term used by the Scottish when referring to a Canadian person

Oh the Keanu Reeves, He's a cold can

by Seaniev4 December 01, 2016

Cold Tan

A tan that is not hot.

A tan that does not look good on a particular person.

Example 1 - That person's tan is a cold tan.

Example 2 -

Person 1 - I think I am going to get a tan.

Person 2 - That would be a cold tan!

by DT show April 29, 2011

Cold Coffee

Offering a beer before noon.

Joey Bagadonuts! Good to see you. Grab a cold coffee and relax.

by Direwolf~NPZ January 05, 2019

Cold dick

Like ‘facts’ is used, cold dick is something very true usually used when spilling the tea.

“sally is so annoying I can’t even stand her”
That’s some cold dick

by Makeshifts April 14, 2019