Chode piece

A half man half gerbil like creature who’s sole mission in life is to take as many shits as he can and leave half used toilet paper spread all over.

That chode piece beat us up the trail this am, look at all this nasty shit paper! What a chode piece!

by Laskan Tony December 20, 2022

Cayden

i miss you and i don't know why. i miss all the long nights we used to stay up for hours and just talk. i miss you. i miss the way you always made me feel appreciated and seen and like everything would be ok. i miss you but i know you don't miss me. i know that youve moved on and have forgotten all about me but i don't know how. i can't forget. so here's a message i know ill never send because you don't care and you won't care again. i miss you, im sorry.

oh you remember cayden? yeah he was my first love

by foreverunderthespell May 22, 2023

chodehaver

defined as someone who has a chode

You see Kyle over there? He’s a chodehaver

by ThyHolyMilkMan June 2, 2023

chode

a short, thick penis, usually wider than it is long. looks a bit like a thumb or a rock and you don't want one. it is also used as an insult.

"ugh, stop being such a chode!"

by a hairball August 9, 2023

Chiabattan Chode Burgers

To understand this obscure term we have to break down each word. Chode burgers are a form of thick, chewy meat that leave a taste of dry semen on the tongue long after injestion.

Chiabatta is italian bread. The literal translation is italian penis burgers.

"Dude, have you tried the Chiabattan Chode Burgers, they are to die for!"

by PieOnEar January 24, 2012

Chili chode

A shit covered short penis or chode.

I got done fucking Ashely in the ass and then showed her my chili chode.

by Geve August 19, 2013

Chumpy Chode

To be, or to bear a likeness to, a Chumpy Chode.

This is a two-word phrase wherein the words Chump and Chode have been crudely combined to form a very situational insult.

"Yeah, he's been a Chumpy Chode ever since that breakup."

"Dude, don't be such a Chumpy Chode!"

"You're acting like a complete Chumpy Chode bro."

by UltimateLord June 4, 2016