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christian fatato

This is a boy that is a small youtuber he likes to hang out with his friends but doesnt hang out with bryan gorritz anymore becouse he hangs out with keely murphy
by BOIBOIBOIBOIA April 12, 2018
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Fishy Christians

Person with linear, metal, fish insignia/logo on the back of their car.
"Look Mom, there goes more Fishy Christians with that fish sign on the back of their car!!"
by I M Right May 21, 2008
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Christian Lam

Christian G. Lam was born in 1270 and was a diplomat in Great Britain
Christian Lam was unfortunately looked down on and multiple of his classmates took stones and ate him right then and there.
Dude shut up, no one wants to be a Christian Lam
by Mrs. Summers October 24, 2019
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christian-whore

When someone (usually of christian religion) “dates” a lot of people without actually dating them. Usually digitally.
“Oh have you heard about Ean confessing to another girl this month? He’s such a christian-whore.”
by dear.ellis April 28, 2023
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christian coco

Christian is a total fuck head. if you are named this no one fucking likes you, you are a stupid fucking cunt and likes to eat fucking dick
by yeahnahfuckoff October 13, 2021
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christian baker

An amazing person who is alway there for everyone he is fun to hang out with and a beast at video games he is so awesome. And is a special person everyone what's to be him....😂😍😍
by Justabigtowngirl December 19, 2016
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Christian horniness

The feeling of needing something you can't have yet. Horniness levels are highest in teens but they're not old enough to get married and do something about it.
So you and your boyfriend/girlfriend just have to sit quietly on your sexual needs until you can get that ring. And the only thing you can do to entertain the horniness or to feel better is just to talk about it and fantasize.✨
I wish you all luck in finding a partner who loves you enough to wait
Guy 1: "Damn, I'm horny😩"
Guy 2: "Don't you have a girlfriend? Why don't you guys have sex?"
Guy 1: "It's Christian horniness"

Girl 1: "Oh girl I know that look. You want it baddd😏"
Girl 2: "Bruh if we could fuck that'd be heavenly, but I can't cause we're not married yet"
Girl 1: "Oh dang you stuck with that Christian horniness huh?"
by CaptainFlapjacks October 24, 2023
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