Yoke Choke

Attaching one’s pocket pussy to the yoke of an aircraft an engaging the stick shaker.

Pilot 1: Man Yoke choked the shit out of 541 yesterday.

Pilot 2: Shit, let me know. I can operate the right side next time. It ain’t gay if it’s in airplane.

by Sir Javi January 29, 2022

Choke

When a girl is mad a
She tells you to choke and die

(Girl, choke)

by Whateveryouwantmynametobe January 31, 2022

choke butt

Being constipated or not being able to produce a bowel movement.

Here i sit broken hearted, tried to shit but only farted. Fucking choke butt!

by Rawdog1984 November 16, 2020

choke

when your ass eats too much while wheezing and chokes on their damn food

human (or alien): THAT WAS HILARIOUS IM CHOKINGON MY DINO NUGGETS

human (or alien again): IM GONNA CHOKE PLSS

by reaa! November 27, 2020

Duck bill choke

The sexual act in which a woman puts two pringles in between her lips to make it look like she has a duck bill and the man will ejaculate into the duck bill and she eats the pringles with the seman.

My girlfriend and i performed a duck bill choke last night

by Bear kibbin December 18, 2020

Choke the Bishop

Another way of saying “jerking off.” This phrase also specifically makes fun of the fact that bishops and their hats look like a penis, thus the phrase “Choking the Bishop” where Bishop is the fill in for Penis and Choking is the fill in for a persons grip while they masturbate

I plan to head home and Choke the Bishop while watching some porn on the good old flatscreen

by RangerR1234 December 22, 2020

Choke the Bishop

Another way of saying “jerking off.” This phrase also specifically makes fun of the fact that bishops and their hats look like a penis, thus the phrase “Choking the Bishop” where Bishop is the fill in for Penis and Choking is the fill in for a persons grip while they masturbate

I plan to head home and Choke the Bishop while watching some porn on the good old flatscreen

by RangerR1234 December 22, 2020