A horrifying species who reside in Britain. Often to be found in their main habitat- outside MacDonalds or in school spraying their Victoria's secret spray and choking half the class. To this day they have not learned how to apply makeup properly and can often be found wearing almost a whole bottle of bronzer. They also seem to think slug eyebrows look good. To summarise, if you are ever unfortunate enough to meet one, good luck and R.I.P
1. "Mate you know Sarah? She's such a chav. I'm scared to go near her cuz she might slap me with that messy bun of hers"
2. I'm scared I might get infected with the chav disease. Chav-itis is almost as bad as Corona Virus
2. I'm scared I might get infected with the chav disease. Chav-itis is almost as bad as Corona Virus
by JOE_DAD February 28, 2020
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by darwinshell January 6, 2022
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by ExplodingCunt February 14, 2021
Get the Chav mug.A (usually) british girl with huge lips that have lipstick the same colour as their skin, they have EVERYTHING in their handbags and have HUGE eyebrows (usually the cause of eyebrow filler)
NOT AFRAID TO SNAPBACK AT U, BE CAREFUL!
NOT AFRAID TO SNAPBACK AT U, BE CAREFUL!
oh she's definitely a chav for sure
by ppeteerrrr February 16, 2023
Get the Chav mug.Sometimes pretty sometimes the worst ppl on earth.i love chavs but the need to watch their gobs the always smoke a fuck ton off weed,sell elfbars,lostmarys and eluxs in the schl bathrooms to year7s wear half an inch of makeup 2 schl have slugs for eyebrows but if ur on their good side then you've always got some1 2 back you up when ur beefing a slag they r always there 4 you but you better pray that you're never on their bad side
by kaycies gorgeous 💗 March 21, 2023
Get the Chav mug.Commonly used to describe a man who is extremely fixated on his favourite teams success, be it school team at any level, local team, or big city team of any sport at any level for that matter. There immense passion and hatred for the opponent can be so strong he can resort to violence or threats of violence to defend its honour should his will of fire be tested. Can often times be thugs to an extent, can be spotted but there poor choice of clothes. Fear the p chav as it can come from anywhere at anytime nowadays, but more recently online with the popularity of social media.
“Ah I hope Arsenal win tonight! Big game in the europa league group stage against Estonian league champions Flora! Must win!” “Hey Bob look it’s a fucking p chav” “fucking great job Ron you got us tickets in the p chav section”
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