pimp chair

A chair that looks like it was procured by a pimp. In other words, tacky, tasteless and possibly dated.

Yo Danny, did you see that pimp chair that Janice bought?
The leopard print one with red accents or the blue and gold recycled chaise?

by Queenie McMeanie February 13, 2025

chair

some thing you sit on

i sat on the chair

by bigunclewilly5467 September 5, 2022

Bastard chair

a chair the is higher then a normal chair yet to short to truly be classified as a bar stool.

Giving you a poor compromise between the two. (a bit like a bastard sword)

like the IKEA Stig 63cm stool vs the IKEA Stig 74cm stool.

(it is also an annoying bastard of a chair if you wanted a bar stool and accidentally bought the wrong fucking version)

Oh great!
I bought the wrong fucking version now i have a bloody bastard chair...
damn you IKEA!

by ProphetOfConfusion December 3, 2025

This Is Not Even Hellstrom And I Killed I And The Chair Even Not Is This

This Is Not Even Hellstrom And I Killed I And The Chair Even Not Is This

This Is Not Even Hellstrom And I Killed I And The Chair Even Not Is This

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 13, 2025

Quack Quack Chair Back

what some people say to ensure that they will get their seat back after getting up; this is a phrase usually used by idiots

If you don't want your chair to be stolen, you must utter the words "Quack Quack Chair Back"

by Stacy's Mommy April 10, 2019

chair

Wait.... you don't know what a chair is?!

*dave* "ok, imma go sit in that chair over there"
*john*" WaiT WhAtS A chAiR!!!111!!"
*dave* "we are no longer friends"

by mc chicken on the beat June 16, 2018

Chair

A device, in which if flipped over, can seat four people.

“Hey, let’s go sit on the chair!”
“There’s only one. And four of us.”
“Not if you flip it over...”

by dadongus752007 May 9, 2021