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Cannon

A Large, Long, and Heavy Piece of Artillery
Mainly used on Warfare

The history of cannon spans several hundred years from the 12th century to modern times. The cannon first appeared in China sometime during the 12th and 13th centuries. It likely developed in parallel or as an evolution of an earlier gunpowder weapon called the fire lance.
Comrade 69: Load The Cannonball!
Comrade PuffMaster: Loading the Ammunition!
Comrade PuffMaster: Lock and Loaded!
Comrade 69: Fire!!!
by JJWasTaken October 7, 2020
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Aids Cannon

Noun - Refers to any firearms in the AK-47 family of rifles. This term was coined by the infamous Dan_TSX of AR15.com.
I just sold my dildo to fund a new underfolder aids cannon.
by yeags December 18, 2014
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Cartoon Cannon

What happens to your penis and balls when you've been swimming in cold water. Similar to pool-noodle.
Tom: Damn that water is cold. It looks like a cartoon cannon down there.
by JimVT October 14, 2010
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Cannon Dukie

When you take a hit the second before you fall into the water.
“I took a sick cannon dukie at the pool yesterday!”
by HyperGod February 7, 2021
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Dusty Cannon

Expansion on Dusty Canyon-
(n) When one crushes some sort of dry food, such as Saltines, and sprinkles the crumbs in an unsuspecting other's visible buttcrack then one suddenly expels flatulence spraying the crumbs and dusty forcibly like the projection of a cannonball and smoke that follows.
Frank gave Bob a dusty canyon, and when Bob ripped one a few seconds later the joke was on Fank with a dusty cannon.
by Jbobrn September 6, 2017
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Knob gobbled a kid cannon

When some bitch from wcs starts some shit so you post her grandmother to show how trashy she is and her lip stick is smeared like she just mouth hugged and dick
Kim : Velveteen rub*

Chadd : don't pretty it up Kimberly...she knob gobbled a kid cannon
by Trem55 January 20, 2017
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Lego Cannon

The act of launching Legos out of your anus.

(For more information refer to Lego loading)
Last Saturday, this guy at the bar showed me how he fought off harlots by activating his Lego cannon.
by ThatLegoGuy March 31, 2024
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