Cake Farts

The kind of fart someone achieves when they are a complete fat ass who eats cakes all day, this is usually detected in the bathroom. You can tell just by the tangy smell and unusual odor that the person consumes extremely high amounts of sugar. You can't quite put your finger on it, but you just know they sit there eating cakes all day, almost no vegetables, and very little protein.

"Damn it smells like straight cake farts in here! What the hell have you been eating all day? Ice cream and twinkies??"

by Pecos Pete Partitions August 8, 2019

Cake Eater

Being able to pleasure your woman orally. To go down on her, to eat her out. Since their are different types of girls their are also different types of cakes:chocolate cake equals eating out a black chick, Pound cake equals eating out a fat chick, etc...

Person 1: I walked in on Erick and his prom date, La Shonda, going at it. Her legs were up in the air and he was stuffing his face with cake.

Person 2: HAHA Erick is a cake eater!

Person 1: I guess he likes Chocolate Cake.

by ErickAlbert April 13, 2006

Cake is Diamonds

Refering to ongoing debate as to whether CAKE or PIE is superior. Legend has it if the word pie were to be uttered continously for eternity and the same done with the word cake that the word pie would continously increase exponentially in turn making cake more rare than pie. Thus CAKE IS DIAMONDS.

Dont get me wrong, pie is great but Cake, well Cake is Diamonds.

by johnnysodoff February 19, 2009

Cake daddy

Formally known as the cake boss the cake daddy is the daddy of all daddies.

Miles McKenna is such a cake daddy

by Henry&thehendersons August 29, 2017

Cake Eaters

people who eat cake

look at that cake eater eating cake

by kat proud goupie of the maui monkeys and maui-monkey daughter June 5, 2004

cake hamartia

founding member of the leet fraternity HMB

hail cake hamartia

by huge E January 16, 2003

Cake mode

When your friend is hating on you, generally in public.

Raji's on cake mode.

by kenz November 25, 2003