crimes against nature

Having sex with an animal, mineral or vegetable.
Me: I saw that you got picked up for crimes against nature.

Jorge: I know. I tapped a squirrel last weekend.
by Urban Parker January 27, 2017
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natural dildo

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who needs shower sex when u have natural dildos
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I was born here. My mother and father were born here. My grandmother and grandfather were born here. My great-grandparents were born here.
Hym "I am a Natural-Born American Citizen. Elon is a mentally retarded South African. Deport him immediately. Send him back to Africa now."
by Hym Iam April 07, 2025
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Fort Builder (of Nature)

A fort builder (of nature) is someone who builds forts/ makeshift huts from natural substances. You can see all sorts of these people on the internet. These people build a small housr from materials like sticks, miss, leaves, mud, etc...
The forest is my home. I just love to spend my free time out in the woods building forts; after all, I'm classified as a Fort Builder (of nature).
by Redonkulous Definitions November 22, 2021
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