Bone Cobbler

The most venomous type of snake in the universe. The potency in a single drop of the venom has the power to decimate Jupiter 5 times (or half of your mother). The only thing that can kill this creature is a wild boar on copious amounts of French cocaine, or an extremely buttery corndog.

Guy 1: I'm going to the swamp today to go hunting.
Guy 2: Watch out for Bone Cobblers.

by Buck Jay June 21, 2021

Barney the belt

Weapon of choice for beating your kids. A typical belt that transitions to Barney the belt when getting ready to beat your kids.

“Come here junior, why did you break the fine China vase?”
“It was an accident, dad”
“Well, okay, I got somebody that wants to meet you. It’s Barney the belt!”
SLAP SLAP SLAP CHILD WHALING SLAP SLAP SLAP

by Thepronerd2 June 28, 2021

bernedoodle

the best type of dog ever

i have a cute bernedoodle

by anonymous September 14, 2021

Barney Chicken Soup!

Everyone shouts this when two people are about to fight! First heard in Gateshead schools in the North East in the 90s

Look Tom and Jerry are about to fight! Everyone crowds around shouting “Barney Chicken Soup!” Repeating until the first punch is made.

by Rochaz78 October 7, 2021

Bone Broth Madness

The disease you get when you drink too much bone broth

“Ya grelled too hard and now you got bone broth madness?”

-muyskerm

by ohnoitsmiki April 15, 2023

Powdered bone nut

Noun: When your banging a chick, take your dick out and sprinkle cocaine on it, re-insert for a narcotic rush.

She went unconscious after the powdered bone nut I threw in her, I think she OD'd.

by Ryan75 February 5, 2008

Grecian Barnet

I head of hair which has blatantly been re-coloured using any form of off-the-shelf hair colourant, specifically designed for men of a certain age.

I see that Phillip Schofield has given up on the Grecian Barnet;

by Paul Gardiner March 31, 2008