REALLY HOT BIG BALLS, NO QUESTION. HAIRY IN PLACES. LIVES ON A COUNTRY SIDE IN ALABAMA. LOVES HIS SISTER. HAS ALL THE BOOBIES.
by cocksuckerninethousand April 26, 2022
Bobby Joe is an extremely intelligent inter-galactic space monkey. Despite being often perceived as a small accessory for a pen, don't let this fool you. If Bobby Joe wanted to, he could destroy the planet of Earth for entertainment. Because of this, he requires loyalty from creatures of earth in order to protect the infrastructure of humanity itself. This vitally important job is left down to the people of The Duke Protection Society, owned by *retracted*. This job requires mental control on the extreme end of the scale, a job which is only possessed by 24 people around the world (if you believe you can work this job, you can't, we would've already contacted you if you could). Do not mess with Bobby Joe in any circumstance if you care about yourself, and society as a whole. If you ever encounter him, do not interact unless requested to, and be very careful about what you say.
by The Duke Protection Society December 28, 2023
“When me and dis ho was having sex, I reached over for my phone to change the song and she tried to give me a fudge Bobbi.
by Witch_Devil December 13, 2024
by Shaylm May 05, 2022
by conor o`nell October 23, 2006
Today I met a proper Bobbie poo. They wouldn't stop nagging me about how I did something wrong according to her.
by England Undead1 July 12, 2019