Boxing Glove

Enlarged, gorged clitoris

After Howard had finished his panty pudding, Marina's tomato barmcake was that puffed up and swollen it was like a boxing glove

by TANTI - (SHAUN WARD) June 3, 2004

Beat-boxing ass ventriloquist

1.Someone who imitates farting sounds.
2.Someone who farts loudly, and claims they're a beat-boxing ass ventriloquist to cover it up.

1.When I grow up, I wanna be a beat-boxing ass ventriloquist!
2.Either your ass just exploded, or you're a very good beat-boxing ass ventriloquist!

by carfreak17 December 4, 2005

blowing biscuits

Irrefutably contradicting Chuck Norris. Also, flatulating, passing gas, farting

"Every time 'Walker, Texas Ranger' comes on teevee, my dog starts blowing biscuits!"

by Batlips October 26, 2013

bloink

The entire lower male region including the anus, scrotum, and penis.

"Why are you crying?"
"I fell down the stairs and hurt my bloink"

"Ay check this, I'm about to do the splits!"
"Don't tear your bloink..."

"Last night was so crazy. We were at it all night and now my bloink is soaked"

"Babe will you suck my dick?"
"Only if you get that putrid smell off your bloink..."

by PrairieDoggin666 January 29, 2017

Blowing gaskets

The act of releasing gases through the rectum in a loud rumbley manner

My dog keeps blowing gaskets over here, can I come over to your house?

by Memesforsoul June 25, 2017

sno blowing

When a male partner ejaculates in a female partner's mouth and then the female partner kisses the male partner and transfers the fluid back to the male partner.

Jerry was being a jerk to Sally, so she got even by Sno Blowing him.

by bicarbonate April 6, 2014

Blowing mud

When your sitting on the jon and your bitch sucks off your dick for a $20 bag of cocaine

"I need my fix, give me a twenty." *Plop* "You know what you have to do bitch. Start BLOWING MUD HOE!"

by The Yetti May 16, 2006