Blonde bitch

This random ass dude that wears she’ll necklaces and plays baseball and wears hat backwards
by Peeepee slayer November 09, 2020
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Blonde bitch

This random ass dude that wears she’ll necklaces and plays baseball and wears hat backwards
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blond duck

An attractive, or whimsical yet unexpected rarity/oddity; something that would cause a person, at the sight of it to say, "Wull gee, aint that somethin?" Such as finding a two dollar bill folded into a crane under your seat at a football game, or finding some petrified wood that still looks exactly like a stick, or a two-headed jackal-ope in a taxidermy shop, or a mini-cooper with giant tires and hydraulics.
Well I'll be darned ... aint that a blond duck of all things? A mobile cheese shop that goes around via a cow-shaped blimp... I will indeed be darned.
by boronanon April 03, 2015
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mentally blonde

A person who acts like a blonde and is not actually blonde. Someone with low intelligence
Me: do you know that girl Nicki

You:yeah why

Me: she’s mentally blonde

You:she’s a dumbass
by Someone_iscool January 03, 2024
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Dumb Blonde Bitch

A dumb blonde bitch is a girl who is very thick and has blonde hair. Often short little gremlins who will steal your food as they are fat. Makes a good friend, probably has autism, not the best at maths.
by rizzlerskibiddigyatt May 30, 2024
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twitchy blonde

P1 :"bro have you seen that twitchy blonde?"

P2 :"you mean tweek from south park?"
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The blonde jonny

When a gay guy starts jerking off while driving and right as he blows he points it out the window and trys the land it on his passengers face.
Guy 1: i was driving my 2006 white acura tsx when i blew all over alex chappel
Guy 2: wow I’ve always wanted to do the blonde jonny
Guy 1: wanna come do it with me ive drank my cranberry juice
by Shmeat pounder86 March 26, 2024
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