May 23rd

-the day a champion was born.
doves cooed, and flowers rose.
the earth stood still for a mere 15 minutes.
-on this day in '89
a creature was born, who was so buff and mysterious thousands wanted to meet it.
an innocent being that was much more liked than any other previous siblings.
one who could roof a house by age 3.
the day of miracles, May 23rd.

That child must of been born on May 23rd, their so intelligent and charismatic.

by RoNnIeMoLd May 21, 2009

May 21

Today is the day to get freaky(kiss, slap booty, grab🍆 anything freaky just be safe

Guess what today is May 21

by Cool rascal May 20, 2019

3rd may

International chocolate day

International chocolate day is on 3rd may

by dragon head May 02, 2021

ka-mai

From the Dark Tower series, literally meaning "destiny's fool".

I feel sorry for that guy, try as hard as he might, he's just a Ka-mai.

by a different name brandon April 02, 2008

May 7

National do anything day

Bill-"hey guess what day it is"
Tina-"what"
Bill-"its may 7"
Tina-"okay so?"
Bill-"its national do anything day"

by Freaky_nerdy May 06, 2019

May 20th

Still national shut the fuck up and suck Sergio’s dick day! #thunderdripotw

Sergio: Yo It’s May 20th!

All The Ho’s: *Start sucking cause they can’t talk*

by thenoob73 October 29, 2019

May 1

The day a true badass redneck was born

He was born on may 1st

by Redneckerthanyou17 April 12, 2019