jelly bracelets

red~kiss
blue~sex in the water
green~head
yellow~head
orange~hug/kiss
pink~like
black~sex
white~body rub
clear~fuck with sperm

that are my meaning for jelly's

by chris June 7, 2004

Football Club Barcelona

A football club that has historically been Real Madrid's bitch, and which has recently found relative glory resulting into the increase of large number of plastic fans.

Football Club Barcelona has ugly jersey. They are also champions of frauds, giving orgy to player's father, illegally bringing kids to academy etc.

by Officer Fireman September 8, 2015

Jelly Bracelets

Thin colored plastic bracelets that are worn on the wrist by mostly teenage peoples. They have no meaning whatsoever and some people are stupid enough that they do have meaning of the sexual kind. I mean, jeez. I'm wearing a pink one and a blue one right now, and I'm not trying to get fucked. Its hard to believe anyone can be that desperate.

guy#1-dude, you're wearing pink and blue Jelly bracelets, you know what that means right?

Me- Yeah, it means that I won them in archery, and star throwing at the FUCKING RENAISSANCE FAIR!!! And if you seriously get any dumber by giving these little plastic rings a sexual meanings, I might have to go back to the fair, and win more of them, using your head as a FUCKING TARGET


PS~that example is a true story

by Jesus-Fishboy March 22, 2009

FC Barcelona

the most annoying and overrated soccer club with some of the most annoying, ignorant fans on the face of the earth

a team full of fans that basically believe camp nou is where the Lord Almighty plays a hearty game of futbol with his fellow disciples

culé: HAHAHAHAHA FC BARCELONA IS THE BEST TEAM IN THE WORLD REAL MADRID SUCKS!!!!! 5-0!!!!!!!!11

by suckmydicklol April 10, 2011

Bend her over a barrel and show her the 50 states

shlong a bitch over a barrel while she reads the United States Constitution.

I could bend her over a barrel and show her the 50 states, but she is in a wheelchair

I fucked the freedom out dat bitch.

by Young Metros Trustee July 4, 2016

Air Barrel

In the gambling world, particularly pool and other cue sports, an air barrel refers to an empty barrel (barrel meaning wager or a unit of money remaining in one's possession) which a player or gambler passes off as a full barrel he/she has in order to play a match or set.

Asia "Cantnobodyholdmedown" Cycak totally brought an air barrel to California to play OMGWTF in their high stakes match!

by SkyscraperChris May 1, 2011

double-barrel shotgun

A shotgun with two barrels, two bullets, and has more stopping power then a desert eagle on 'roids. When fired, you can reload one bullet, or fire both and reload both. Simply a matter of preference. Also has incredible recoil if your not careful, and it can AND WILL break your arm/shoulder/face.

Guy 1: Hey, lets fire this double-barrel shotgun with one hand!
*fires*
Guy 1: Shit, I think I broke my arm!

Guy 2: Owned.

by Lolw00t December 21, 2008