Alyssa

People named Alyssa are the fattest skets you have ever met, if you are friends with someone called Alyssa you should just leave them or absolutely batter them they think they are really fit but are just bare clapped
Boy1: is your friends name Alyssa

Boy2: yeh why
Boy1: don’t worry about it just leave her
by SKENG 4792 November 12, 2019
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A fag
Who’s that fag
Oh it’s alyssa
by Adriannacas June 03, 2024
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Alyssa’s are always beautiful girls but refuse to believe it. They have the most breathtaking eyes that you could just get lost into for hours. Alyssa is an amazing thoughtful friend that would do anything for her close circle. She is always willing to listen to a friend that needs to rant no matter what it is about. She may be an asshole to your face but she secretly loves you more than life itself and would do absolutely anything for you. She’s not afraid to stick up for her friends when it’s appropriate. She is the perfect and most loyal friend one can have.
Everyone needs an Alyssa in their life
by doglover764 November 22, 2021
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Alyssa is a kind, beautiful girl who will be one of the best friends you will ever have. The first time you see her, you will get lost in her eyes. Her hair is extraordinary and no matter how bad she thinks she looks, everyone knows she is gorgeous. She can be stubborn at times, but she always wants to help out. If you meet an Alyssa, never let her go. You will regret it forever.
Ansley when Alyssa leaves: Bro so you all like Alyssa right?
Every boy in school: Definitely.
by TheGuyWhoKnowsWhy February 15, 2022
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A certified BOP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"Have you heard how many people Alyssa gave head to?" "Yea I know she's a Certified Bop!"
by tylewis March 17, 2024
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Alyssa is hilarious. Head game is strong af . Watch out because she might offer you a buzzball!
Alyssa came over with a bunch of buzzballz in her backpack
by chugsumballz November 23, 2021
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Someone who is usually short and says they are tall. A manipulative, gaslighting, person who is also a terrible mother. She likes to project, meaning she will project her negative feelings onto you.
Girl 1: "she's such an Alyssa, she always is trying to manipulate me!"

Girl 2: "I know right!"
by Alyssatraitor January 31, 2024
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