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Chaos Agent 

Noun. 1) A person who subscribes to the philosophy of "Be a Part of the Problem". 2) One who recognizes that most institutions (i.e. education, labor, civil services, business , etc.) are inherently flawed and should be brought down by apathy, and flagrant civil disobedience. 3) One who actively encourages civil disobedience and causes as much disruption to the average, regimented life of the typical person. Tends to do so out of principal.
Government school is the real problem, hence a Chaos Agent actively encourages students to be truant.
Chaos Agent by Wesjared Blevins February 21, 2007
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Agent of Karma 

1 - Someone who is sick of waiting for others to get what is coming to them, and by becoming an "Agent of Karma", they then bring the consequences upon the other person themselves. Classification as the "Agent of Karma" makes it so that you are then not eligible for any bad karma to then be returned onto you.
2 - A noble way to justify revenge.
I sent the nude pictures that I had of my ex-boyfriend to his entire office via email. Had he been nicer to me, I wouldn't have needed to become an Agent of Karma.
Agent of Karma by Scarredpinky October 20, 2005
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Without gender. Often used as an identification for people who do not identify with or conform to any gender.
Char is agender. They satirize gender performance on a grim/fierce palette, as opposed to a butch/femme spectrum.
agender by butcherofkomarr December 30, 2011
Politically Correct Definition: Ageism is defined as being the discrimination against a person or group of people based solely on age.

Real Definition: A moronic belief system held by mentally-retarded fuckshits who actually believe that age is an accomplishment and that anyone who is young is inferior to "adults".

Fond of using the excuse: "you're under 25, your brain isn't developed yet" to win virtually all arguments against otherwise perfectly rational people who just so happen to be in their late teens and early twenties.

These type of people also often believe that their generation is superior to the current one, and that young people are to blame for all of the world's problems. Furthermore, these people think that they are always correct in all situations, due to the fact that they have "so much more life experience" and a "fully developed pre-frontal cortex" according to various bullshit pseudo-scientific articles.

Equally as annoying is ageism against elderly people, which mainly occurs in the workplace. In many countries people over a certain age are expected to be "too frail and senile" to work, even when the applicants are just as qualified as everyone else.
40 year old airhead: "Hey punkass, you on your way to get high and have anal sex with 7 virgins?"

18 year old: "No... I'm going to a job interview"

40 year old airhead: "Job interview!? At 18? Little children can't have jobs! Your developing brain isn't mature enough to handle the responsibility!"

18 year old: "Dude, that's ageism. I can work just fine. Where in the world did you hear that my brain is "still developing?""

40 year old airhead: "I read it on a news article! Cause I'm an informed adult!"

18 year old: "Who did the research for the article?"

40 year old airhead: "MADD! They've been a reliable organization for decades! What they say must be true!"

18 year old: "Ah, MADD huh? So that's why you're such an uninformed prick."
Ageism by Manwithnomission August 3, 2012

Agent Smith 

Now there's more than one of them?
A lot more
Agent Smith by Snarfevs December 5, 2004

Agent: 1c3c0ld 

Agent: 1c3c0ld defines a person, a virtual person who is a hacker, an ethical hacker.
This particular word, is personified and taken as the hacker himself.
Agent: 1c3c0ld rooted the boX !
Agent: 1c3c0ld by cruxk August 25, 2011
Meaning to have no gender.
NOT related to the word "asexual".
I told my friend I'm agender and she asked me if I needed a doctor.
Agender by pesni January 22, 2017