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African shoelace

When a white male rubs his whole body on an Africans butthole more specifically the head, then proceeds to put his whole elbow in the anus
“Ay bro! Wanna pull of the ol’ African Shoelace?”
by Massiveimnotlying May 25, 2022
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african moisturizer

When you use your dads sperm as moisturizer for you dry elbows
by bmw469plpe September 18, 2021
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african crab

Where during sex you cut open the ballsack of a man (African) and when his testes come out you cut them open too and feed him the liquid
Dude fuck Sara she gave me a African crab and it still hurts
by opinhurty194 October 7, 2016
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spicy african

when u eat a lot of chilly raps for macies then u fart in your nans face

"what did u do today"
"gave my nan a spicy african"
by Fanny slapper November 16, 2017
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african kiss

kissing someone on the face aggressively, almost as if you are “eating their face off”.
UGHH i love them so much i feel like giving them an african kiss
by johnnyyyyboyyyy May 26, 2021
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African Firefly

When someone sharts in your mouth and tapes it closed, then tickles you until it comes out of your nose
Friend: Hey what did you do with that girl last night
Me: We did the African Firefly
by Getting blown February 26, 2022
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african watering hole

you start with producing a concoction containing feces and urine in a bowl, dip your cock and procede to skull fuck a monkey. Specifically a african monkey, otherwise it won't work.
My bad bro, sorry that i'm late. I just got chaught up in perfecting the good ol' art of the african watering hole.
by jomamaonall4s October 11, 2021
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