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Band Person

If Its a person...

-takes home their instrument to "practice" and comes to band practice and being shook and thinking about death when noticing that they didn't "practice".
- with a trumpet, is a person that is very cocky and obnoxious.

-that plays flute, they are highly depressed cause they can't hear themselves. And people calling them "tooty toot players"
-with a clarinet, is a clumsy person always dropping their reeds and always squeekin squeekin
- with a saxophone is just a car making traffic with their kind during class.

- with a trombone, they just love hitting people in the head and they sound like passing cars that are loud.

-with a Baritone just think they are a mini tuba.
- with a bari sax is just a Spongebob alarm clock.
- that plays drums, just bang bang and make fun of the people who need to breathe to play
Normal Person: I forgot to do homework! Can I copy yours???
Band Person: I didn't do it. I was busy practicing. (Actually did it)

min later in band

Band Person: *comes in*
Band Director: *looks*
Band Person 0-0 *walks out* nope.

another ex.

Flute: *practices scale*
Trumpet: *plays loud next to them*
Flute: CAN YOU NOT I CANT HEAR MYSELF!!
Trumpet: Even if I wasn't here you still wouldn't hear yourself
Flute: SIR!!!
Band Director: DON'T INTERRUPT ME IN MY ANIME EPISODE
by a tooty toot player February 7, 2020
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Band Nerdbags

Sweaty, gross smelling band kids who dedicate their life to marching like ants, or playing dated pop songs at pep rallies. Ones who proudly sport any and all band merch. Dog tags, jackets, t-shirts. They never forget to lube up their instruments, but they always forget deodorant. They carry their instruments with them like trophies while everyone else severely judges them. They're confident in themselves, but they really shouldn't be.
"Those Band Nerdbags are stinking up the gym again!"
"Who left their clarinet in the urinal! Must have been one of those band nerdbags.."
"Look at those band nerdbags playing Confident by Demi Lovato! That song was released in 2015!
by viripien April 15, 2023
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band cult

people who are in the highest band in their school
by mr.denden February 25, 2021
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Wando Band

The best band in the ~great~ state of South Carolina, and the only one that consistently whoops everyone's asses at state competition, even though they only go every other year. Other bands in South Carolina hate them, but its really just a projection of jealousy :/....

The band is comprised of 30% cool people, 69% idiots and weirdos, and 1% complete nimrods with B.O. complexes. The cool people, however, are always extremely nice and are always down for a chat. So if you approach a Wando Band member at a competition, or after you break ranks, there's a 3/10 chance you'll approach someone worth having a conversation with.
"Ugh is that a Wando Band kid?"

"Yeah I think it is"
"Ugh I hate them"
"Its probably because you don't practice"
by baaaapXD April 30, 2020
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Rock band

A musical ensemble usually consisting of about 4-5 members (Red Hot Chili Peppers and The Strokes, respectively). There are existing bands that contain 2 members (The Black Keys) , 3 members (Nirvana), or even 6 members (Linkin Park). Usually a band consists of:

Lead Singer: the diva and the one who believes everything should go their way; nevertheless they are great singers, most of the time (ex. Julian Casablancas of The Strokes)

Guitarist (one or more): second in line diva and the one responsible for incredible solos (ex. Jimi Hendrix)

Bassist: laid back and underrated musicians, can deliver amazing bass lines (ex. Flea from Red Hot Chili Peppers)

Drummer: underrated as well but usually a dumbass, hard hitters (ex. John Bonham from Led Zeppelin)

Another member of a rock band is a keyboardist
"I love rock music so much! What's your favourite rock band?" "My favourite rock band definantly has to be AC/DC. They can sure rock the house down!:
by username already taken October 20, 2015
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Band Hall

A building where the band practices, much like a band room except it’s an actual building. A place where band geeks hang out, play their instruments, scream, laugh at people, change clothes, and usually walk around barefoot. Band geeks will usually sit here and hang out with other band geeks until the band director yells at them to leave.
Abbi: hey are you going to stay and hang out at the band hall after practice today?
Christian: of course.
by kweenbee3 January 2, 2019
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Band Kid

A cringe kid in band class who references really unfunny memes like "Among Us" or 🅱️. Like, my brother in Christ, it's 2023. Those memes died years ago.

They also REALLY enjoy the National Anthem of The Soviet Union. My guy, the song is fire, BUT DON'T BLAST THAT SHIT AT 7 IN THE MORNING.
The amount of times I heard "Imposter sussy amogus" from this kid makes me want to kick my wall barefoot.
And then he wonders why he gets no rizz bruh.
Blake the Band Kid: *blasts Amogus Drip song with speakers at max volume during the morning.
Everyone else in the school: bro shut up
Blake the Band Kid: How do I turn it off, I forgor 💀
Everyone else: GOD DAMMIT!
by TheSummitOG January 3, 2023
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