Uncle Randy's funhouse

The spare room your uncle keeps locked.
Often the location of thousands of pornographic DVDs , VHS tapes and magazines.
Occasionally the location of you wearing only bunny ears surviving solely on corn cobs and diet orange soda.
After two weeks in Uncle Randy's funhouse, I don't think I'll ever be able to sit right again. All the eye bleach in the world could never be enough.
by Gigglesnshit May 25, 2023
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Randy Gonzalez

The sexual act of rubbing one's festering, semen- covered feces around the lips of a partner, then giving them a smooch
"Sex last night was craaaazy! Timothy gave me a randy gonzalez, and i've never been wetter!"
by Jag Rew February 12, 2019
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