Monster Pussy

What every man with a monster cock needs to be fully sexually compatible with a woman.

A monster pussy is a large vagina, large enough that it can accommodate a complimentary monster cock, both in length and circumference of the “love canal” It typically has fat, juicy pussy lips and has large internal musculature and thick walls, making it easily capable of flexing and “sucking” the penis inside of it (think boa constrictor!)

Size ranges are at a minimum 10+ inches in depth when fully wet and capable of stretching to 7+ inches in circumference with extensive foreplay and intercourse.

Man: “I’ve been incompatible with every woman I’ve ever been with because of my monster cock.”

Woman: “What are you waiting for? Fuck my monster pussy!”

Man: *inserts monster cock* “Ooo ahh ooo ahh ahh, ooo ahh ooo ahh ahh...”

by Oatsngoats chat June 12, 2019

Bandwidth Monster

Any internet programs, such as games, that take up a lot of bandwidth leaving you laggy.

I was playing War Rock but that Bandwidth Monster was hurting my KDR so I went over to Second Life which I forgot was another Bandwidth Monster.

by tbclycan February 8, 2010

slob monster

overweight fat person who still thinks that they are sexy...NOT!!!!!

She was posing on the floor like she was hot, but I was like hell to the nah, u lookin like a slob monster!!!!

by Shameika v. September 3, 2006

Pash Monster

A female who goes around toungue kissing anyone and everyone they come into contact with.

Pash Monsters usually are found at house parties

Hey dude watch out for that Pash Monster, shes a freak

by Richard Jackson February 10, 2005

fecal monster

Fecal Monster. Like the Cookie Monster, only with more Nutty bits.

"Get your head out of that toilet bowl you fecal monster, and give me a bit of rim jaw instead "

by JiF October 30, 2003

Monster Strike

Monster Strike is a Japanese mobile game that is very fun.

Use Monster Strike when talking about Monsters and baseball strikes.

by U r Fat Mama Fat May 13, 2019

Breath Monster

Used to describe brutes who don't brush their teef.

Get yer halitosis out of my grill u breath monster

by Darren Llewellyn Glynn April 11, 2005