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Faggot Roon

This gentle creature is very similar to the Saharan camel in a couple of ways. One, it spits large brown wads on occasion and two in that it has a hump, but rather than on its back it is found on the front. Scientists speculate what this hump is for and hypothesized a number of theories:

1) the Roon Fag. has been seen floating down rivers in the eastern plains of the US and therefore the hump is the result of 20-21years of evolution and is indeed a floating mechanism

2) it is used in odd mating rituals with members of the opposite OR same sex as it has been recorded to pop it out or rub it in social settings

3) resulted from a straight diet of Coors original and/or Bud diesel

this animal excels highly in activities that are normally played by the elderly. Could be a result of reaching its peak from 14yrs - 15yrs. (a much more rapid decay then most humans). This animal is fatally attracted to the taylos lauress and only mates once throughout its lifespan. The rest of its life it keeps a mate but of a different species known as the lastis clarkis merely for odd pleasure rather than reproduction.

If seen in the wild, feel free to approach. Creature is docile and extremely averted to exerting energy and is rarely aggressive.
The Faggot Roon has escaped from his cage.
by thethread April 22, 2009
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water faggot

Someone who is only gay when in water
He isn't just a regular faggot. He's a water faggot.
by mrmoonie October 1, 2015
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Pussy Faggot

A completely legit cry baby who needs attention or else he will got huffy puffy and throw a fit, sending him straight into emo-no-one-loves-me-not-even-you-even-though-you-are-da-luv-of-my-life mode.
"Man, Nathan is such a Pussy Faggot"

"Why?"

Because every time I don't answer his e-mail within 24 hours he goes on a 'I love you, but you hate me' rampage. He's just a Pussy Faggot
by NotaPussyFaggot September 16, 2010
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Faggot candy

Jeffery was blowing me and he begged me to shoot my faggot candy all over his face.
by emoavon May 4, 2009
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smoke a faggot

british: To smoke a faggot is to smoke a cigarrette
american: To smoke a faggot is to shoot and kill a gay person
british: you fellas wanna hop out for a bit and smoke a faggot?
murican: ay fool imma buss up on his ass and smoke that fag
by hajnbuf May 24, 2018
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lol faggot

Something you say when someone makes a stupid remark or says something gay
Guy 1: "I think I'm in love"

Guy 2: "lol faggot!"
by TinyPoodle February 27, 2016
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Faggot shovel

A shovel used to dig deeper into the realms of faggotry
Ollie: Okay James that's enough digging for now
Bernard: Henry do you think you could pass that faggot shovel, James is gonna need it soon
by Fozzy March 28, 2015
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