When you become a Ford enthusiast, each Ford product you buy gradually increases the size of your lymph nodes, until every single lymph node becomes the size of a grapefruit. There is currently no known chemotherapy for Henry Ford Lymphoma, but buying a more reliable car like a Toyota can lead to remission.
"I'm about to buy my 17th F-350 Powerstroke after the engines keep blowing up and now all of my lymph nodes are the size of grapefruits!" "You my friend now have Henry Ford Lymphoma."
by Toyota2024 February 4, 2024
Get the Henry Ford Lymphomamug. Mariah Samantha Ford is the most beautiful most precious girl in the world. Wow. You should see her. You should see her eyes. They are so pretty. Or her super cute nose, or her super pretty hair. She’s a super hot blonde. No girl compares to her. She is outstanding. She always says she’s not pretty or whatever, but she really really is.
by Hunter Michael jones January 28, 2019
Get the Mariah Samantha Fordmug. Anyone who talks down about ford is stupid…they are the best trucks/cars ever made plus all y’all saying “found on the road dead” I have never and I mean never seen a ford on the road side “dead” if I ever did see a ford on the road side it was helping a Chevy or GMC get back up and running again 😂 also I saw someone say that they are shit because they rust…like hon it’s because they’re getting old and made from metal….my bfs ford ranger is 21 years old now and runs as smooth as butter never once had an issue with it and it beats any Chevy that try’s to “race” him
by I like ford rangers:) September 29, 2022
Get the Fordmug. by Country Boy 34 January 3, 2014
Get the Fordmug. by 1239.?! May 11, 2023
Get the Ford Broncomug. This hillbilly redneck loves Nascar and Pokémon. Big Lucario fan. He loves Charizarding. He also loves cars. He might be carosexual. He is a bit of a ladies man but keeps his relationships non-physical. Has a haircut like Fred from Fred: The Movie.
"Oh, that's Trenton Ford. The Pokémon lovin', Charizardin', Nascar drivin', chuckle fuck."-Everyone that has every met him
by TheWarrior76 April 27, 2023
Get the Trenton Fordmug. by ManBat August 1, 2016
Get the Fordmug.