The best smartphone ever!!!Made by Microsoft. Its available to carriers like AT&T, T-Mobile, Sprint, soon to be Verizon, and others more with excellent models like the samsung focus. Has xbox live, zune,bing and office. Gets things quicker than an iphone and the fastest growing app store
Coach:can someone find the nearest pizza place
•5 Seconds after•
me(with Windows Phone 7):done
Friend with iphone:hold on
•30 Seconds later•
Friend:done
Coach: we'll go with the wp7, if we listened to you steve jobs will follow us
WP7 FTW
•5 Seconds after•
me(with Windows Phone 7):done
Friend with iphone:hold on
•30 Seconds later•
Friend:done
Coach: we'll go with the wp7, if we listened to you steve jobs will follow us
WP7 FTW
by jonster26 June 8, 2011
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by Admiral' Awesome May 8, 2009
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You bend a girl over in your bay window and do her from behind while your brother or friend is over, switch with your friend/brother and let them do your girl then run outside naked and wave to her from the outside the window.
"hey man this girl is coming over tonight, want to give her the bay window Houdini?"
"Man last time we did that she tried to rip my dick off"
"Man last time we did that she tried to rip my dick off"
by superb ninja September 29, 2009
Get the Bay Window Houdini mug.In the 1997 movie Titanic, when Leonardo DiCaprio is nailing Kate Winslet in the car, she reaches out with her hot, sweaty hand towards the window as if to grope it during the height of her sexual pleasure experiance.
Tom: Dude, I was slamming Kandi last night. She is a total window grabber. I made her clean all the windows in my car.
Dick: Dude, what a bitch.
Dick: Dude, what a bitch.
by Rodger McButtrape December 12, 2006
Get the Window grabber mug.The next Windows OS that will succeed XP as the most powerful, innovative and secure OS Microsoft have ever released... or in non-bullshit terms, powerful because it will require astronomical hardware requirements for all the extra bloat, by innovative they assume that you have never heard of this thing called Mac OS X which they have shamelessly ripped off and by secure they mean for the first nanosecond it is released before it is picked apart by hackers and crackers.
It will feature several exclusive products which are only available because of it's unique and advanced features... or again in plain English - M$ have intentionally crippled their stuff to only work on this OS and thus alienating their own users. No wait, sorry, this is an *incentive* to upgrade!
Last but not least it is a huge DRM update, supporting crap like TPM (Trusted Platform Module) and HDCP where even if you are legit but didn't fork over the dough for a HDCP compliant graphics card, CD drive and monitor you'll get no movie. Hey, that's a nice 32" widescreen plasma display you have there... wait, no HDCP? No movie for you chump! Oh, did I forget to mention that it will also have a "black box" feature? But don't worry, it's only for collecting data for quality feedback to make the next product even better - would they lie to you?
It will feature several exclusive products which are only available because of it's unique and advanced features... or again in plain English - M$ have intentionally crippled their stuff to only work on this OS and thus alienating their own users. No wait, sorry, this is an *incentive* to upgrade!
Last but not least it is a huge DRM update, supporting crap like TPM (Trusted Platform Module) and HDCP where even if you are legit but didn't fork over the dough for a HDCP compliant graphics card, CD drive and monitor you'll get no movie. Hey, that's a nice 32" widescreen plasma display you have there... wait, no HDCP? No movie for you chump! Oh, did I forget to mention that it will also have a "black box" feature? But don't worry, it's only for collecting data for quality feedback to make the next product even better - would they lie to you?
Hasta la Vista baby!
User: I just upgradede to Windows Vista! I love it's new features! They're awesome!
Linux/Mac user: Duh...
M$/RIAA/MPAA/FBI: Yes, it has some very nice features indeed.
User: I just upgradede to Windows Vista! I love it's new features! They're awesome!
Linux/Mac user: Duh...
M$/RIAA/MPAA/FBI: Yes, it has some very nice features indeed.
by generic December 11, 2008
Get the windows vista mug.In my opinion, Windows is a fairly nice operating system that I haven't had any problems with since we installed XP.
by Alexi November 12, 2003
Get the Windows mug.The biggest piece of shit in the toilet otherwise known as Microsoft operating systems. It's a magnet for malware, spyware, viruses, etc. A computer running Vista (or Windoze Visuck, as I like to call it) will constantly freeze, crash and do other weird shit that other operating systems don't do.
Oh, and it comes with a lot of bloatware and other stuff you'll never use.
Oh, and it comes with a lot of bloatware and other stuff you'll never use.
Windows user: Hey, have you tried Windows Vista yet? It's like, totally awesome and so much cheaper than a Mac!!!!
Mac user: I have, and it's SHIT! I don't care if Macs are expensive, you don't have to worry about viruses, bloatware and all the other crap that comes with Vista!
*coughgetamaccough*
Mac user: I have, and it's SHIT! I don't care if Macs are expensive, you don't have to worry about viruses, bloatware and all the other crap that comes with Vista!
*coughgetamaccough*
by glittery~ June 19, 2011
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