Piss spaghetti wanker

The pick me girl that is partners with you in science, and don't let you do anything and then you fuck up. (They hate science too)

That chavvy cunt is a right piss spaghetti wanker in it

by @mikelovesmichaelsheen July 31, 2021

dirty cheese wanker

dirty cheese wanker

dirty cheese wanker

by Literally Nyan Cat November 8, 2023

wanker

1. slang for someone who masturbates, usually a man.

2. insult.

1. you, my friend, are a wanker.

2. all men are lying bastards. fucking wankers.

by wanker. September 2, 2003

Wanker

Sorry fellas...
Your reference to the origin of the word wanker, is incorrect. As a High School boy in Australia in 1975 the word was alive and doing fine as a regular part of school-boy parlance.

Mate, you are a wanker.

by fozzie747 October 20, 2008

wanker

A bloke who constantly lies and believes he can get away with it. The trouble is he can't remember which lie he told you 5 minutes ago. And sits looking over your shoulder pointing out typing errors while you're writing this about him. And he's too stupid to know you're actually writing about him. The wanker.

Wayne (boyfriend).

by Suey September 11, 2003

little wanker

When a midget (Preferrably British) masturbates.

He's so short. He's definitely a little wanker.

by handydan April 23, 2014

wankerchief

Any piece of fabric used to clean up your man mess after a session with the lingere section of the Kays catalogue.

"Ah man, that's rank. I just went into your room to get a CD and stood on your wankerchief!"

by Monkey Handler June 23, 2005