Wet Timmy

The act of putting your tongue in someone’s ear, instead of using your finger like a wet willie.

I was surprised when he snuck up behind me and gave me a wet Timmy.

by Jewelstanator November 25, 2022

wet mattessich

A riff off of a White Russian, created by Minneston native J. Mattessich. The drink replaces the cream in a traditional White Russian with RumChata. The official recipe is equal parts Kaluha, RumChata, and vodka. Serve over ice cubes in an "on-the-rocks" glass or tumbler.

Customer: "Hmmm....I want a White Russian, but with 33% more booze."

Bartender: "I'll make you a Wet Mattessich. Hold on to your ass."

by BastilleDay June 29, 2014

wet clipboard

When a girl is sucking your dick and she puts her teeth on your cock and keep going while biting.

My girl gave me a wet clipboard last night and my dick fell off.

by Your moms favorite man September 17, 2017

wet worm

Its a 20 by 10 highly lubricated dildoe that homosexual males (Garrett Stepp) use when they pleasure one another

"As garrett stepp woke up the next morning with a sore asshole he shouted to his partner man that wet worm was amazing!"

by RipYou a NewOne February 15, 2014

Wet Wendy

Urinating in the sink of a Wendy's ladies restroom.

Bro i just pulled a wet wendy

by Jay Cunt November 16, 2017

wet meatloaf

When you jizz in your girlfriend anus or vagina and then you finish it off by eating the rest out.

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by Steeler2009 September 22, 2013

Wet shark

Commonly known as “two in the pink one in the stink”. Also known as “two in the stink one in the pink” or both done simultaneously!

God damn! I can’t believe that guy gave me a wet shark last night!

by jonnnygreeen February 19, 2018