dick wipe

A person who volunteers to whip up your dick juice.

Hey man want to give me a good dick wipe?

by Badfinger80 December 2, 2016

dick wiping thing

When you're doing anal and you notice you have a little shit on your dick and rather than get a towel, you just wipe it off on a cheek and sick back in like the beast you are underneath.

"Man last night me and shelly were doin butt stuff and i noticed i had shit on my dick, so i did that dick wiping thing and stuck it back in dry."

by jjbrack77 April 23, 2016

Melon Wipe

A person who is a fucking brainlet and I mean really fucking stupid, fucking retarded spunk bubble

Person 1:Leo is a fucking Melon Wipe

by LeoGotNits June 7, 2023

eat her wipe paper

when a chick is even hotter than one who's bath water you'd drink.

Guy 1: That chick is so hot I'd drink her bath water.
Guy 2: Dude, I'd eat her wipe paper.

by lostaccident007 October 12, 2016

weird wipe

A wipe that was not asked for or needed.

ew, that was a weird wipe.

by themattblackshow October 31, 2017

Jerk wipe

A term used to describe anyone youd call a "dickhead" or a "bozo".

Its literal definition is cum rag, or anything representing something a guy would wipe his cum in after doing his business.

Innocent person: "hey, hows your day goi-"
angry person: "Shut the fuck up you bitchass jerk wipe, i dont give a damn about your day!!!"

by Other freaky mud lover July 17, 2025

Ass wipe

man who get anal and then eats his ass XDDDDD

Nice ass wipe kyle

by CICKERAAA November 10, 2020