He is a nutella vegan
by nutella vegan February 26, 2017
Someone who dresses and acts like a cowboy, but does not exploit or use animals for any purpose and is anti-speciesist. (Ex: no bull riding, horse riding, consuming animal products, etc) Vegan cowboys are also mainly homosexual and Mexican, so instead of riding horses, they ride each other.
Yes I am a cowboy, just because I don’t ride horses does not mean I am any less. I’m just a vegan cowboy.
by Gekkorotto October 12, 2019
When two people that love each other very much get a long tree branch and stick it up each others ass holes. Then the man of the relationships kills himself.
by duncannn November 28, 2018
the state of being single, but telling an interested woman that you have a girlfriend. this will incite the forbidden sexual thrill and spontaneity of the real thing, but does not actually involve hiding information from someone, hence the "vegan".
"What do you mean Sarah's really your cousin?"
"Yeah, I just told you she was my girlfriend. You sure outfucked her. That's vegan cheating for you."
"I guess I did, huh?"
"Yeah, I just told you she was my girlfriend. You sure outfucked her. That's vegan cheating for you."
"I guess I did, huh?"
by nochilliam November 6, 2022
Someone who goes vegan but hasn't learned what nutrition is, so they eat almost only vegetables. Usually gives up veganism after a month and tells everyone they could never do it.
Whether well-meaning or looking for attention, salad vegans usually give up veganism after a month of starvation, having consumed neither protein nor fat nor a nutritional recommendation, but with prolonged brain degeneration due to lack of vitamin B12, some go on to become the crazy neighbor next door.
by 195758109843 May 18, 2022
by ligma21121219 November 17, 2021
“Aw man, I just finished my eighteenth bowl of hummus this week.”
“…Uh, do you subscribe to veganism, by any chance?”
“…Uh, do you subscribe to veganism, by any chance?”
by Hogtrude Parker September 11, 2022