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Vanilla Ice

White rapper whose real name is Robert Van Winkle, but it should be 'Rip Off Van Winkle' because his only hit was 'Ice Ice Baby' which totally RIPPED OFF the bassline and a piano riff direct from the 1981 hit 'Under Pressure' by Queen and David Bowie. His rip-off song went to #1 in the United States during the autumn of 1990 but practically anybody who knew Bowie or Queen knew this was outright musical plagiarism of the highest degree. Queen and Bowie sued his ass in the biggest musical royalty copywrite dispute in UK history. Vanilla Ice got stung big time. His cred suffered even more when he claimed to have come from the Miami hip-hop scene and it was revealed that he grew up in a suburb of Dallas. His next single was 'Play that Funky Music' (a cover) which went nowhere. He tried to salvage his reputation by a cameo appearance in the film 'Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2' with a band, doing the 'Ninja Rap' but that didn't stop the snowballing backlash. He soon released a 'live' home video and album in the spring of 1991. That fall he 'starred' in a new movie that tanked, critics said it was shit. It was available on home video just in time for Christmas 2 months later. Since then he largely fell out of the public eye and his Famous Fifteen Minutes ended so fast.
Vanilla Ice was lauded in 1990 as a 'modern James Dean'. Today his fame is a footnote , he's a shooting star, a fraud. The hip-hop community largely disowns him. He basically is a Pat Boone of rap, IOW a milquetoast poser for the suburban whites who think they have a clue about street culture and hip-hop BUT THEY DON'T. Vanilla Ice is a joke.
by I Saw U2 Live Twice September 21, 2020
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vanilla caucasian

another word , for someone who laughes at craddlers , and tweakers and raps every time he smokes tha mary jane. His name is usually Richard Dick Franklin or frankie frank Franklin, the pick pocket from Indonesia
guy smokes a lot of pot. hears him in the other room raping abouy random shit and people in bushes. then someone says "its vanilla caucasian in da houseeee"
by farfanoogal team May 25, 2018
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Vanilla Sugar

Made by putting dried vanilla pods in a container of sugar for baking.
The recipe calls for 40 grams of vanilla sugar.
by Sallawhaldewen January 10, 2021
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Vanilla face

A white Chinese man who thinks he’s black
by The vanhilla February 18, 2021
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Vanilla Eclair

A massive, engorged white penis, especially after not having sex for awhile
“Girl what’s wrong?”
“My man ain’t shit
“Then why you won’t leave him?”
“Cuz bitch, that Vanilla Eclair too bomb”
by Hampton Grey April 20, 2021
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vanilla pervert

Just a normal dude that likes big tits and blow jobs, nothing wild.
Yeah they won't have fun at the orgy, they're a vanilla pervert
by Dino the Genetic Marvel February 15, 2024
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vanilla freak

someone who claims to be freaky just because they're a top. a vanilla freak say they're down for anything but likes traditional, normal sex.
He's a such a vanilla freak, he won't even give me head.
by boy with a j name September 18, 2020
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