A person who does not read anything smutty or sexual, usually used in fanfiction senses. A Vanilla reader will read mostly Fluff and a good Mutual pining trope. :)
by Bitch Stop January 6, 2023

by fartniteletsgofartnitre lets g November 28, 2019

When someone has anal sex with someone else with a condom. They cum in the condom. There is now shit on the outside and cum on the inside of the condom. Someone then, usually the one getting fucked, licks off the shit and drinks the cum.
Man that anal sex was great last night, until she tried to get me to do a chocolate and vanilla cream.
by Whocomesupwiththis September 8, 2021

Somebody who is uninterested in doing something very exciting or spontaneous. somebody only interested in ordinary sexual acts or normal sexual acts. usually used in a sexual manner, but it can be used in everyday life.
by smbdy19 October 8, 2023

A.k.A “Jacuzzi” beautiful man of culture. Usually Brazilian, a real g not afraid to call out lies.
Generally great at sports especially soccer.
Always assisting.
Generally great at sports especially soccer.
Always assisting.
by ‘Cuzzi January 31, 2020

Vanilla Taco people are those who don’t participate in conspiracies or the general suspicion of governmental affairs. They have no spicy takes, and as such, are vanilla tacos.
“Oh man, did you hear about the Epstein files? What a coverup, am I right?”
“Oh dude I believe them, the government wouldn’t lie to us.”
“Man, shut your dork ass, vanilla taco ass up!”
“Oh dude I believe them, the government wouldn’t lie to us.”
“Man, shut your dork ass, vanilla taco ass up!”
by arthurcallaghan July 27, 2025

by Mr. Candy man milakis February 28, 2011
