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Vanilla reader

A person who does not read anything smutty or sexual, usually used in fanfiction senses. A Vanilla reader will read mostly Fluff and a good Mutual pining trope. :)
I'm A Vanilla reader, don't even show me that shit, I might puke.
by Bitch Stop January 6, 2023
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Chocolate and vanilla cream

When someone has anal sex with someone else with a condom. They cum in the condom. There is now shit on the outside and cum on the inside of the condom. Someone then, usually the one getting fucked, licks off the shit and drinks the cum.
Man that anal sex was great last night, until she tried to get me to do a chocolate and vanilla cream.
by Whocomesupwiththis September 8, 2021
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Vanilla

Somebody who is uninterested in doing something very exciting or spontaneous. somebody only interested in ordinary sexual acts or normal sexual acts. usually used in a sexual manner, but it can be used in everyday life.
Tony: Dude, Karla is so vanilla.
Carlos: Did she not want to do any BDSM?
by smbdy19 October 8, 2023
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Vanilla Droppa

A.k.A “Jacuzzi” beautiful man of culture. Usually Brazilian, a real g not afraid to call out lies.
Generally great at sports especially soccer.
Always assisting.
Vanilla Droppa is Brazilian

Brazil misses Vanilla Droppa.
VD just KDB’d that guy.
by ‘Cuzzi January 31, 2020
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Vanilla Taco

Vanilla Taco people are those who don’t participate in conspiracies or the general suspicion of governmental affairs. They have no spicy takes, and as such, are vanilla tacos.
“Oh man, did you hear about the Epstein files? What a coverup, am I right?”

“Oh dude I believe them, the government wouldn’t lie to us.”

“Man, shut your dork ass, vanilla taco ass up!”
by arthurcallaghan July 27, 2025
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Vanilla poptart

When a guy comes in a girls vagina and then squeezes the vagina together then eats the girl
That was a tasty "Vanilla Poptart"
by Mr. Candy man milakis February 28, 2011
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