phone vagina

what your ear becomes when constantly abused by customers over the phone

my phone vagina is nice and wet after speaking to that customer. the operators for that complaints department have the biggest phone vaginas

by Chubbs the Enforcer April 08, 2018

Shady Vagina

When a girl has a pussy that roars like a lion.

Damn, bro she was short but had a Shady vagina.

by Chills1980 May 20, 2019

Airport vagina

The overwhelming stench of the women’s bathroom in an airport. Usually the combination of bathroom cleaning substances and sweaty traveling vagina

I just gagged in the bathroom. The airport vagina was ghastly in there!

by mattdaddy1022 December 06, 2021

Vagina Egg

When you queef and the do a frontal followthrough

Looks like a Kinder Egg without the toy but with all the surprise

Becky: Hahaha Ive just queefed...........oh wait something else came out too

Sophie: Thats a vagina egg!!!

by Miniman90320 August 06, 2011

windsock vagina

A vagina so loose that the term, throwing a hot dog down a hallway, doesn't do it justice. In fact, the vagina is so loose that normal cycle sports, wind surfing, or any activity which involves motion.... creates a. windsock effect on the vagina.

Lucy's mom went motorcyling and we saw her windsock vagina flapping in the wind.

by Matt666999666999 March 02, 2014

Garlic Vagina

When a girl has a smelly vagina, or just smells like she has a smelly something.

Dude I was on a date with this girl and she had garlic vagina

by Bacack May 15, 2011

Macca's Vagina

Macca's Vagina is the worst thing that someone can smell, as it smells like a combination of dead barramundi and a garbage bin that has never been emptied. It claws at the back of your throat and can sometimes make you regurgitate your most recent meal.

Blind Man: What's that smell? Are we walking past a pile of dead fish?
James Dack: Nah, it's Macca's vagina!

by KANGALINTHESHUL June 09, 2020