urban dictionary

The best dictionary on the internet.

"Oh my fucking god I love urban dictionary it's actually so cool"
"Same, Urban Dictionary provides me with such cool things such as: ..."

by DayKilling May 12, 2022

Urban Dictionary

The best and most reliable dictionary in the world. It gives you the most accurate definnitions you could ask for.

You should goto the urban dictionary to find that out.

by A_Manwithhiv February 17, 2020

Urban dictionary

The dictionary your reading right now where the definitions have a 99.99% chance of having curse words.

Monkey: "Did you ever go on urban dictionary?"
Gorilla: "Yah it sucks like you."
Monkey: ":("

by Emoticons April 12, 2021

Urban dictionary

Place where retarded people think they are special just because there name has a definition in an open source website

Me:Hey man are you mentally fit
Other Person:*posts Instagram stories of his name in Urban dictionary*
Me: Sorry for disturbing you

Me:Hey man are you mentally fit
Other Person:*posts Instagram stories of his name in "Urban dictionary"*
Me: Sorry for disturbing you

by (◔‿◔)｡◕‿◕｡(. ❛ ᴗ ❛.) May 31, 2019

Urban Dictionary

A site where you supposedly "define your world". Unfortunately, it is mainly populated by fangirls, pervs, drunken idiots, and people who need a grammar book thrown in their face.

Looking at Urban Dictionary makes me lose faith in the world...

by iHateMyFamily February 4, 2013

Urban dictionary

A place yo find definitions of random shit also tells you to not post hate speech but they really dont care

Nigger urban dictionary

by Black nigger monkey hate August 15, 2022

Urban Dictionary

A teacher's worst nightmare...

Or....A dictionary in which others compute their definitions of a word.

Definition 1
Teacher: Okay class, how did you guys find your definitions?

Most of the students: Urban Dictionary...
Teacher: Oh dear...where did I go wrong..

Definition 2
Gorge: Hey Bill, got any suggestions of where I can write my own definitions?
Bill: Urban Dictionary...Defiantly.

by Hardly_knew it May 18, 2018