Uber Driver Whore

On the Uber driver App, one can spread their "legs" for every option. I can do Uber Pet, Uber Connect, Uber Eats, Uber X Uber XL and in being a Uber driver whore, I can select the "Automatically select" option in the app to continuously be doing a task, never stopping to eat or pee.
Hey man, I've decided to be and Uber driver whore today, I'm not turning down any opportunity to make money and I wanna run all types of trips.
by Twitterisntasfun May 26, 2022
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Uber Goober

A lively character of the Human Class that represents beliefs through vigorous latent actions to accomplish tasks most would be happy to complete in the simplest fashion. Often of the low grade Military Officer species.
Oh oh here comes Lt. Cornwall, check out all of the reflectors he has on his bike, what an uber goober.
by heepee May 25, 2008
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Uber tug

When the girl is driving and can't give you road head she has to tug you instead.
Baby I know you are driving and can't give me some road head. How about a uber tug???
by Big berry 1 September 07, 2018
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Uber Das

bro where did you get this spleef. this shits uber das.
by Dud Dudlee October 03, 2023
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uber stain

When someone leaks out of the trousers onto the seat of an Uber drivers car.
You fuck stick! You Uber stained me!
by Mainiyak September 29, 2021
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Uber Shoes

When you throw up in an Uber and despite trying to pay off the driver you still wake up to a $200 cleaning fee charge.......you just bought yourself a pair of Uber shoes.
Despite Stephanie and Becca's attempt to pay the driver extra cash, the picture of chunks of McDonald's in his speaker explained to Kayla why she was charged for Uber shoes.
by Stephanie_ED_ICU_RN March 29, 2022
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uber jaw

A massive jaw capable of catching your own tears. Also good for excavation, jaws of life, feeding birds, bird bath, catch fish, multi-purpose use.
Oh Jorge, you sure do have an uber jaw.
That man has such a uber jaw he could have his own bird bath in there.
by CIST June 14, 2007
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