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Task Tuesday

The day after Sussy Sunday and Mogus Monday. After it comes Wires Wednesday.
🚨🚨ATTENTION CREWMATES🚨🚨
IT IS TASK TUESDAY 📆

DO YOUR TASKS 🛠️

OR BE EJECTED FOR ACTING SUS
by Joker the Fortnite God February 28, 2022
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tuesday

Tues•day

/ˈt(y)o͞ozdā,ˈt(y)o͞ozdē/
noun / person
1 ) the ultimate mommy
2 ) listen to mx by deftones and square by mitski for more insight
Tuesday is the coolest ever.
by maxiepads February 18, 2022
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Scionfin Tuesday Christmas

Scionfin Tuesday Christmas is a National Holiday celebrating Scionfin Tuesday Christmas. It is celebrated every last Tuesday of February because it is ScionFin Tuesday Christmas.
John: Hello it is ScionFin Tuesday Christmas.
Wilburt: Oh wow thank you Johnathan Scower, it is indeed Scionfin Tuesday Christmas.
John: A wonderful day.
by Kwendolyn Girth February 27, 2024
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Tuesday

Tuesday is the day shit gets real and more often than not hilarious events take place. Becoming the most talked about day of the week. Happy Tuesday guys.
Man 1 - why are there only men here, where is his girl ?
Man 2 - it's men's only. She's been sent away for the night.
Man 3 - clapping hands. It's spa night.

Next morning. Girl returns. Finds one sock in the bed which clearly belongs to a male, not her partners.

Man 2 passed out on the couch wakes to a sock hitting him in the face.

Girl 'screaming' - you fucked my boyfriend, or he fucked you.

Guy 2 thinks to himself ...

Only on Tuesdays.
by victoriabay April 18, 2023
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Tesla Tuesday

A phrase coined by user @squawksquare on twitter suggesting that Tesla stock tends to perform poorly on Tuesdays.
It’s Tesla Tuesday.. no wonder Tesla just dived down 3% at the open for no reason
by chadsideas August 21, 2024
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Tony Tuesday

"It's Tony Tuesday motherfucker fuck, Pizza and chicken wings fuck baby fuck".
by tonytuesday May 19, 2024
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Tool Tuesday

Day of the week when gym bros take mirror selfies in the gym’s mirrors. Usually they intentionally flex in a way to look like a complete tool.
Bro! I got a great prump rn want to take a Tool Tuesday pic
by JBrò November 17, 2020
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