Snap throat

When you take a snap or two and get that dry feeling and nasty taste in the back of your throat.

“Yo Frank pass me a damn water I got hella snap throat”

by Anonymous124832 December 13, 2018

Throat punch

To punch the throat of something metaphorically.

Facebooks metaphorically throat punches people by slapping them with bans.

by DasUlf May 14, 2022

Throat Kernel

Description
A lump of white, perfectly aged mouth bacteria that is nestled in a cozy and wet tonsil crevices. The throat kernel resembles a carton of week old cottage cheese left in the hot desert sun.
The cause is unknown but oral bacteria may contribute to their formation.

Hey I think you may have a throat kernel, your breath smells like a dead cat rotting in the hot dessert sun.

I just coughed up a piece of cottage cheese but haven’t eaten any in weeks. It tastes like a dirty ass mixed with a dead cat rotting in the hot dessert sun.

by Kubawolf October 2, 2020

Slug Throat Fuck

When you have chlamydia and your girlfriend is giving you head, before you cum you spit in her mouth and then release all the sperm in the back of her throat creating a feeling like a slug climbing down her neck.

John:Yesterday I did the Slug Throat Fuck with Jessica,it is weird she enjoys it.
Brad:Dude,you need to cure that shitty STD!!

by GBWOW September 4, 2017

Throat goat

A noise someone makes deep with in their throat because they are the best as sucking knob.

Johnny branmuffin is the O.G. throat goat. That man can really suck a good dick.

by Branmuffins678 September 25, 2025

Throat Goat

One who performs fellatio primarily with the use of their throat muscles only and breathes through their ears.

She seemed so sweet and inexperienced, but 3 seconds in I realized that she's a closet Throat Goat

by Daphrampa August 6, 2023

Throat Job

(n.) abbr. TJ, T.J. (rarely); teejay (slang)
An act of sexual gratification performed by a man inserting his penis into another person's stoma (tracheostomy).

Man: "I told you, if you kept smoking, you would end up getting cancer."
Darth Vader: "But now I'm selling 5 minute teejays for $100. Plus the $20 swallowing bonus is automatic."
Man: "I could go for a throat job right now. Frequent flyer discount?"

by Apexas October 13, 2023