To deliberately shake hands with someone, upon using the shitter without washing your hands directly after wiping your arsehole. Example: "I bumped into Mr Villos today on my way back from the shitter & I gave that Malaka a shitty handshake, stupid bastard didn't even realise that I didn't wash my hands after wiping, as I was happily shaking his hand".
I bumped into Mr Villos today on my way back from the shitter & I gave that Malaka a shitty handshake.
by villos69 May 8, 2017
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by WoodenArcher December 12, 2017
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I'm not a shitty example ! I've got a life, some childs and a wife ! I have sex every week-ends, and i watch pornography one time per week !
Stupid definition, you don't got life, you don't got money, you don't got friends, go murder yourself ! >:(
Stupid definition, you don't got life, you don't got money, you don't got friends, go murder yourself ! >:(
by NaNoMister February 21, 2017
Get the Shitty example mug.Guy on street: "ya they locked me up for two weeks and took my car..." guy with only 30$: "ohh thats shitty..." Guy on street : "ya I just need 100 $ to get my car back. *cough*" guy with only 30$: "oh that's shitty
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