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taylor penguins

the penguin of the night that everyone hates and loves
I hate Taylor Penguins, but damn she's hilarious
by heh ehhe December 31, 2012
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Part time penguin

A man or woman who is willing to glide swing) both ways depending on the economical and geographical conditions
Damn bro did you hear Emilee and Rachel were getting busy with a coat hanger? My dude she’s really a part time penguin.
by Ppleater69 February 25, 2023
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Sketchy Penguin

The style of walk that one performs towards the restroom after sharting in his/her pants.
Check out that chick doing the sketchy penguin! I wonder if she's touching cloth...
by bpennn April 28, 2011
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penguin

someone who has their feet turned the wrong way
haha! look at Johnny! he's almost walking backwards because he's such a penguin
by suziepoo December 1, 2019
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beat the penguin

Jacking off or getting a hand job using snow or ice as lube.

Alternate meaning: when a programmer is verbally masterbating about their code.
I want some action in the cold snow baby.

Sure, pull down your pants and I'll beat the penguin numb as a stranger.
by Zen Mutty July 5, 2016
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Battle Penguin

Military slang for the F-35 Fighter Jet because it has stumpy little wings.
That’s for gen 4 vs gen 4. Put a Raptor or Battle Penguin as the F-35 is nicknamed because its wings are relatively short compared to its length in the fight…toast. Even US fighters would be toast, AESA or not.’
by anonymous March 4, 2023
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Penguin chick

1. (noun) A young or newly hatched penguin.

2. (noun) A human female of the noblest order who works both with and for the preservation of various penguin species. The penguin chick is highly resistant to low temperatures. She has a steady foot on icy terrain and, like her penguin charges, the penguin chick is a skillful bobsledder. Her body will display scars and bruising, the result of the flailing beaks and claws of hungry or struggling penguins. The penguin chick wears these marks with honour and dignity, badges of her dedication and selflessness in the face of overwhelming odds in the fight for penguin conservation. Competing human females should exercise caution when engaging a penguin chick in a hostile manner for constant and innumerable penguin flipper slaps have made her impervious to conventional human female hand-to-hand combat techniques. Furthermore, bird droppings and raw fish carcasses are also unlikely to be effective against her in battle. Do not proffer penguin chick a plastic straw or coffee cup under any circumstances. It is generally advisable to avoid conversations about plastic and other petrochemical products if at all possible, especially if she has had a long work day. Be not fooled by a penguin chick because she wears socks embroidered with penguin motifs - the penguin chick is at the core a warrior and highly trained. The penguin chick is an example to us all.
"Damn, that penguin chick delivering the penguin presentation at the aquarium looked smart in that work uniform."

"Check out the penguin chick feeding that gentoo in the penguin enclosure - one day when you are older, son, you too could be like her."
by urbanpenguincollective January 25, 2021
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